I love everything about this movie, but two of my faves from the courtroom scene:
Howard: When Eunice walked in and the drapes caught fire, everything burned. They asked me to leave. I really don't blame them.
Judge Maxwell: Good boy.
Howard: Well, the next day, today, Mr. Larrabee asked me to his house with my rocks and to bring Eunice. Or rather, Burnsy, the one he thinks is Eunice. Is that clear?
Judge: No, but it's consistent.
Howard: Shall I go back over it?
Judge Maxwell: No, please, I beg you, don't. Just go on.
Howard:"Well it gets kind of complicated now, first there was this trouble between me and Hugh (sounds like "you)""
Judge Maxwell: You and me?
Howard: No not you, Hugh? (sounds like he says "you" again)
Hugh: I am Hugh. (still sounds like they're saying "you")
Judge Maxwell: You are me?
Hugh: No, I am Hugh.
Judge Maxwell: Stop saying that!
[to bayliff]
Judge Maxwell: Make him stop saying that!
The whole exchange is hilarious, but I die every time the judge says "Stop saying that! Make him stop saying that!" The look on the judge's face--priceless!
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