Worst Movie Musical ever?


I can't think of a worse one.

Can anyone name one?

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You're nuts. You can't appreciate any of the randiness, humor, or music in it? That's too bad. This is one of Lee Marvin's best roles. He was brilliant at comedy.

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Lee Marvin's "brilliant comedy" was to be drunk on the set nearly all the time, both here and in Cat Ballou. He was good at Westerns and such, even when not drunk. But he was no brilliant comedian.

This movie is not the worst musical adaptation ever, but it's really mediocre, and much of it is drudgery with a few good spots. It's not worth 3 hrs of sitting through for the 20 mins of good stuff.

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I'm a longtime fan of Lee Marvin and very aware that he was mostly cast as the straight action hero.
I personally think it's a shame he didn't do more comedy though. He was very skilled at using his body to convey emotions which he did well for comedic effect in Paint Your Wagon and Cat Ballou. He won his only Oscar for a comedic performance, Cat Ballou.

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Well, he was good in Cat Ballou for sure, and I think deserved the oscar. I didn't mean to belittle his comedy, but when one says "brilliant", then that's a really small group of comedians, and I don't think he was in that group.

I always thought he was bnetter in straight westerns and action, and would have loved to see him in The Wild Bunch instead of this film.

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It was his role to be drunk, dummy! He played his comedian role perfectly and this was one of the most funny western spinoffs ever.

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You need to get out more. Coppola's version of Finian's Rainbow is a much worse butchering of a classic Broadway musical. The film Mame with the at-least-a-generation-too-old Lucille Ball is unwatchable today; so is The Wiz. The 1968 version of Doctor Doolittle is gawdawful, despite its Best Picture Oscar nomination. Lost Horizon (1973) and Song of Norway (1970) are both appalling. I hate to pick on Coppola, but his One from the Heart (1982) was another dreadful waste of time and talent.

And I have to assume you haven't seen, or are excluding from consideration on some other grounds, such monstrosities as The Apple, Grease 2, From Justin to Kelly, Roller Boogie, Can't Stop the Music, or Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

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The Apple is one of my favourite movies of all time, and One from the Heart is great, my fav. F.F. Coppola for sure.

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Agreed. The OP is nuts, and has rarely seen some of the absolute excreta out there, some of it even claiming to be timeless.

This guy is like someone claiming almost ANY modern movie is "the worst movie of all time".... when they've blatantly NEVER seen "Manos, Hand of Fate".

Whatever movie being complained about -- at least the freaking camera operator had some idea of how to pull focus....

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Lost Horizon
Song of Norway
Camelot

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Oh, come on, how many musicals have a line like, "I have to push the pram a lotttttt..."?

Oh. Wait.

Never mind....

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I find your comment too astonishing to dismiss with insults, other than "What color is the sky on your world?"

This is a brilliant film. It is filled with comedy that is actually funny--a rarity for musicals--it was shot vividly on location, instead of on a silly sound stage with pink-painted clouds, and it has extremely good script characterization.

One of the finest American musicals made. I would put it right up there with "Singin' In the Rain" and "My Fair Lady".

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You want a bad musical? You guys aren't even close! The worst musical is The First Nudie Musical 1976. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074533/ with Cindy Williams of Laverne and Shirley fame. But this is a close second.

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I've seen it and I didn't particularly like it. It's a musical, and neither Eastwood nor Marvin do justice to their songs. I've heard those songs sung far better.

But Hollywood adaptations of musicals usually have bizarre choices for singing parts:

"South Pacific": Non-singer Rozanno Brazzi lip syncs "Some Enchanted Evening".

"My Fair Lady": Non-singer Audrey Hepburn lip syncs many great songs.

"Camelot": Non-singer Franco Nero lip syncs "If Ever I Would Leave You".

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At Long Last Love. Oy.

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How could any musical with a number called Dancing Dildos be anything but genius!

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I'd agree that the horrible movie versions made from the wonderful Broadway musicals, "Finian's Rainbow," "Mame," and "Song of Norway," were equally as atrocious as "Paint Your Wagon." The adaptors and producers involved should all burn in hell for destroying these original lovely classics of musical theatre. To confirm, check out the original Broadway cast albums of these four shows, and weep.

Edvard Grieg was long dead and so not around to protect his music in "Song of Norway," but what were adaptors Wright and Forrest thinking of to permit such a mutilation of their enchanting show? Where were Yip Harburg and Burton Lane while their brilliant score for "Finian" devolved into drivel in the movie version? I know Jerry Herman tried unsuccessfully to keep Lucille Ball from embarrassing herself in her dreadful final turn as the movie "Mame," but he would have been far better off refusing the rights altogether to his sparkling musical than allowing it to be destroyed in the manner it was. As far as "Paint Your Wagon" goes, you would have thought that the material would have been safe in the hands of its movie producer, Alan Jay Lerner, since he was the Broadway version's lyricist. You would have thought wrong - dreadfully wrong. It's as if the people in charge of bringing these landmark musicals to the screen all took a vow to forswear taste and judgement, to pander to whatever they thought were the interests and values of the masses at the moment, and to turn what was clever, original, and charming into schlock. Really, it breaks your heart. I hope that, one day, these outstanding works of art will receive the movie productions they deserve.

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Yes, At Long Last Love! One of my favorite so-bad-it's-good movies. Makes Paint Your Wagon look like The Godfather.

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I was there tonight too. I just heard that there will be a cast recording made of that production, but I doubt it is going to transfer to Broadway. Everyone loves the score (and this cast and the staging and choreography) but I think the diffuse script is still seen as a problem.



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I think the movie version of Camelot was worse!

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I think the movie version of Camelot was worse!

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And Camelot and Paint Your Wagon were made by the same director, Joshua Logan. He'd directed the hit musical "South Pacific" in the fifties, but the times had changed.

I think that "Paint Your Wagon" killed off his career permanently. He made no more movies after that.

Me, I love Paint Your Wagon. I like it better than Camelot. In my community, it played in one theater for an entire year. The soundtrack album was a best seller, and Lee Marvin had a small radio hit in "Wandrin'Star."

Its a very expensive looking movie with , as I recall, no process photography or matte work at all (CGI wasn't invented yet.) Big handsome images of the great outdoors and a kind of gray-green rainy day melancholy when the sun isn't shining.

What's famously noted about the sixties is that the one-two-three punch of Mary Poppins, My Fair Lady, and The Sound of Music in the mid-sixties led to the studios all back big, big, BIG musicals in the years thereafter.

And for some reason, these new musicals just couldn't repeat the earlier hits. Camelot, Finian's Rainbow, Hello, Dolly, Paint Your Wagon...something went wrong. The audience changed.

That said..Funny Girl was a huge hit, Hello Dolly was a huge hit...and I think that Paint Your Wagon was a huge hit. But Dolly and Wagon cost too much to make their money back.

I like Paint Your Wagon for the true bizarre hilarity of seeing Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood (who would have been GREAT together in a REAL tough-guy Western) having to sing and dance; the look of the film, the bawdy comedy of the film and , yes, at least some of the songs. This is a GUY musical.

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