how many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Purple, because cake has no bones.

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They are gynecology instruments. For operating on mutant women.

False, black bear.

Nothing bothers some people...not even flying saucers

It takes three....one to stick his finger in the socket, one to paint flaming giraffes and melting clocks, and one to kick the chair away and complain his foot hurts, but in a good way.

answer#2: because ice cream ain't got no bones.

It's a trap question.

The answer is 2, one to hold the lava lamp and the other to light up the match. If it's Dali, he would make his mustache do it for him and then paint it.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Lol, great thread.

Only butter, please, because the turtles are not able to ride it right now.