how many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? - Un chien andalou (1929) Discussion

[–] landsky 17 years ago

One

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[–] da_devilish_1 16 years ago

There is no light bulb. Try a screw instead

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[–] Kitten-from-Pluto 16 years ago

but the light bulb is already lit?

I bet that you look good on the dancefloor
Dancin to electropop like a robot
from 1984:SPERM-TTW

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[–] klownaxeman 16 years ago

Just as many screw lights it takes a bulb to surrealize.

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[–] psicosismark 16 years ago

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[–] Clockwork_Carrot 16 years ago

As long as the ladder is securely fastened against a wall of silence it doesnt matter

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[–] johnweaver233 16 years ago

Q: How many surrealists does it take to surreal in a surreal surrealist?
A: Three surrealist. One surrealist to surreal the surrealist, and two surrealists to surreal a surreal surrealist with a surreal surrealist.

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[–] abortive 16 years ago

a horse is in the lightbulb

the sun eclipse behind the cloud

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[–] slyckfox 16 years ago

The bulb has been deleted by the administrator.

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[–] aweiss350 16 years ago

The administrator has been deleted by the surrealist's light bulb.

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[–] slyckfox 16 years ago

The light bulb has left the building.

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[–] washburn23 16 years ago

Never mind the light bulb! Why are all these ants crawling out of my hand...?!

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[–] vermahemants 16 years ago

how many lightbulbs does it take to screw an A.D.D?

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[–] GoPhillies36 16 years ago

I hope those surrealists can screw in the light bulb ASAP, because there are lions with fingers for eyes on the ceiling.

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[–] morfeus 16 years ago

How many lightbulbs does it take to surrealise the screw?

I am the rocker, I am the roller, I'm ooouta-controller!

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[–] thidesre 16 years ago

Q:how many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Ceci n'est pas une lampe

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[–] labiak 16 years ago

You're right!

This is not an IMDB post either.

Oh it's all so messed up

:)

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[–] minimoy45 16 years ago

egg

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[–] bejb 16 years ago

This whole thread is brilliant

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[–] washburn23 16 years ago

I'm sorry, I don't have any fish for sale today

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[–] PrimordialDreamer 16 years ago

Two waffle faced lizard droids and a donkey shoe.

Drop acid not bombs.

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[–] padddy5 16 years ago

Is the ham happy? Happy happy ham. So smiley. Or was it that frog again with his blasted leaps? Damn you frog! Damn you!

An idiot: Someone who thinks Hitchcock is an STD.

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[–] spayer 16 years ago

Screw the lightbulb! What does the armpit mean?

and the piano?

And WHERE was that Andalusian Dog?

:)

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[–] Little_Judas_Chongo 15 years ago

In Soviet Russia, light bulb screws YOU!

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[–] dyrkt 15 years ago

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: One of it's legs are both the same. Wait,what was the question again?

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[–] mischimaus 15 years ago

lol

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