how many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? - Un chien andalou (1929) Discussion

[–] AhaVanuR_24 17 years ago

.hair, but only on a walking zerO

Believe me, you don't want Hannibal Lecter inside your head."

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[–] johnweaver233 17 years ago

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a surrealist?

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[–] acerock1999 17 years ago

How many screws does it take to light a surrealist?

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[–] Theo87 17 years ago

LOL - what a great thread!

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[–] bryanross1985 14 years ago

How many velvet motorcycles does it take to eat a diamond made of envy?

Seven, because passion is a dead clown

HELP ME!!! I need to know if I am alone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFzThGyt5vM

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[–] sleepaholic88 17 years ago

Reminds me of one of my favorite light bulb jokes:
Q. How many Dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. To get to the other side.

- Simon Goldin, a.k.a
www.fumazing.com

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[–] BitchinCamaro 17 years ago

How about:

Q: How many Dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Someday you will die.

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[–] r-taylor13-848-416837 10 years ago

Hah!

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[–] EtaoinShrdlu001 8 years ago

What Tree?

What Mushroom??

- John Cage

You Fill Me with Inertia.

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[–] chameleonguy33 17 years ago

how about the newspaper clippings from the latest action movie? although now they call fishsticks rather a monstrosity...

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[–] abchulett 17 years ago

<<fish. >>

ROFLMAO!!!!

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[–] stabbed_with_a_guitar 17 years ago

I usually say this joke with "Banana".

Loved the Dadaist one!

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[–] bertshouseofpain 17 years ago

you are a fat looser and you have body odour.

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[–] eamonn_keane 17 years ago

"you are a fat looser and you have body odour" - Oscar Wilde

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[–] johnweaver233 17 years ago

"you are a fat looser and you have body odour" - Oscar Wilde" - eamonn keane, IMDb Message Boards, 1:02 PM

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[–] Finnish-man 13 years ago

"you are a fat looser and you have body odour" - Oscar Wilde" - eamonn keane, IMDb Message Boards, 1:02 PM - johnweaver233, IMDb Message Boards, 11:07 AM

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[–] BitchinCamaro 17 years ago

Classic!

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[–] x_dsp 17 years ago

How many nihilists does it take to screw a light bulb?
- It just doesn't matter.

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[–] sleepingbag 17 years ago

"Sheds are bourgeois crap."

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