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Ummm... is he a vampire?

posted 9 years ago by JamesTheDog
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I just finally sat down to watch Ant Man, and apart from the fact he was more clean-shaven in Romeo + Juliet (1996) the dude don't look a day older!

[–] ODB82 (2055) 5 years ago

He’s never tried to suck me off, so I cant really say.

[–] Kowalski (77085) 5 years ago

WHAT A GREAT STORY IT WOULD BE IF HE DID THOUGH...PROBABLY GET AN AUTOGRAPHED ANTMAN LUNCHBOX OUT OF THE DEAL AS WELL.

[–] ODB82 (2055) 5 years ago

I would be rewarded with more suck jobs and monthly payments or I would #metoo his punk ass.

[–] bozo_500 (13275) 5 years ago

Hair dye, possible mild botox

Other than that he's one of those guys like Cruise that dosnt age like the 'average guy' .. being 'good looking' (symmetrical face), good genes (e.g. no early hair loss, no easily put on weight) and having lots of coin (to buy good food, exercise equipment, lots of free time, less stress, nice long sleeps) can stop aging until the 50s or later (with just minor stuff to help prevent it like hair dye, moisturizer, minor botox)