How did he become king?
I didn't vote for him. Did some watery tart lob a sword at him?
shareStrange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
shareI mean, if I went round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
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