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When it dies and goes before Jesus for judgment


Will Jesus refer to it as a he or a she?

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Jesus will laugh and kick its ass downstairs to Hell.

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Sorry, but no. I am agnostic.

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Why are you talking about Jesus kicking him to Hell then psycho?

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Because the image appeals to me. It's funny. And if there was indeed a Jesus sitting in judgement of this individual, that's exactly what he would do.

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You're a clown.

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Remember sodoma and gomora?? That was an act of god. Think about it.

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Sodom and Gomorrah? What was an act of God? The story in the Bible? Yes, generally the Bible is full of that crap.

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"Yes, generally the Bible is full of that crap."

Yeah, we agree on that (that bible is full of crap) :D

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So why are you bringing up Sodom and Gomorrah?

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Then why are you bringing Jesus up? :D

If we have to figure out what Jesus (a religious figure) would do we have to look into religious texts and dogma, no matter how full of crap they are.

You wouldn't know what Jesus would do based on ... I don't know, calculus ...

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And that is why anything in the bible is bullshit. It was written by man.

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Nah, once you dead, you go back into the void of anti-matter.

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Is there anything scarier than freaks actually believing in god and jesus?

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She's a eunuch by Biblical standards.

Deuteronomy 23:1
1 No one who has been emasculated by crushing or cutting may enter the assembly of the LORD.

Matthew 19:12
12 For there are eunuchs who were born that way, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others—and there are those who choose to live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it.”

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