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Harvey accepts Jesus Christ as his Lord and Saviour

posted 3 years ago by [deleted]
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Sources have told us that Harvey Weinstein met a very pious black Christian man in prison who told him about the wonderful teachings of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. Weinstein, a lapsed secular Jew, had never heard the wonderful message of Jesus Christ. Weinstein is studying the New Testament 5 hours a day and immerses himself in prayer. We as Christians believe the foulest sinner can be forgiven of his sins. Our brothers from the Unchained Ministry have met with Harvey many times. We have prayed with him and studied Scripture together. We are prepared to be character witnesses in any upcoming trials. We know his repentance to be genuine.

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

Good for Harvey. I will pray for him

[–] johnmiller (3964) 3 years ago

Good. Christ can wait for his ass now.

These fuckers always find religion when they know they're on the express train to hell.

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

Compassion for Harvey, my brother, for we have all sinned. "He who is without sin, let him throw the first stone."

[–] johnmiller (3964) 3 years ago

Yeah, but a vast majority of us have sinned about 1/100th as much as him.

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

How can you quantify how much one person has sinned more than another? Scripture tells us that no matter how black one's sins may be, if one confesses one's sins with true remorse, that person is to be regarded as forgiven. We believe in Brother Harvey's sincere repentance.

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[–] Satan2016 (25815) 3 years ago

Satan never forgives. Straight to Hell and the sulphur pits!

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

I will pray for you, my brother.

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[–] Satan2016 (25815) 3 years ago

LaVey 159: “Why should I not hate mine enemies―if I "love" them does that not place me at their mercy?”
LaVey 666: “Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!”

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[–] Jinx (3792) 3 years ago

Ahh religious beliefs sure are convenient aren't they? https://imgur.com/user/moxiefoxxy/favorites/folder/8278395/jesus-christ/07LmagB

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If there was supposed to be a picture or something there, it's not showing up

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[–] Jinx (3792) 3 years ago

How about this https://me.me/i/do-you-see-that-man-over-there-timmy-yes-jesus-19351517

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

That is cynical and not how it works. I will pray for you, sister.

[–] Jinx (3792) 3 years ago

That's exactly how it works.

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

I'm sorry. I won. Accept your defeat gracefully, I pray you.

[–] Jinx (3792) 3 years ago

Won what? Are there prizes?

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This is what the winner gets:
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[–] kungfulord (957) 3 years ago

Pay not much attention to Metatron he is like the fat guy from Identity have multiple personalities and talk with all of them I would say this personality is the murder one

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

I don't know what that means.

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

Yes yes

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If I was a convicted paedophile or sex offender IN JAIL, I would still never yield to the so-called teachings of a fucking work of FICTION written by desert dwellers 2000 years ago about a fairy in the sky that simply doesn't exist and simply doesn't influence world events whatsoever, and I would rather focus on how I was guilty and deserved to be punished yet took solace in the majesty of SCIENCE and NATURE and REASON as to how precious and rare we all ARE, in my penance.

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

You're ripping off dialogue from the movie CONTACT.

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

Great dialogue.

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We are so proud of Harvey for accepting Jesus into his Jewish heart.

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Yes