BREAKING NEWS!


John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.

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Wash your hands. I could be wrong, but I get the feeling that that joke has been used a few times in the past.

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Although it's a Killing Season, this disease is a rare Phenomenon, hand he must Be Cool and Carrie the disease, unless the Primary Colors on his skin are blue and black which would melt his Face/Off.

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I forgot he was in Carrie.

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I try to forget he was in Carrie. Worst performance in the movie.

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For some reason I forget as well and remember him as Buddy in Christine. I know it's wrong, but I have remembered that more than once.

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To be fair, it is John Travolta. He's easily forgettable.

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The point I was trying to make was that John Travolta wasn't even in Christine. Hahaha

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Oh, I just figured I forgot he was in it. I haven't seen that movie in a while.

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William Ostrander played Buddy, but in my mind it's Travolta.

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Well you know what they say:

Wether your a brother or wether your a mother your STAYING ALIVE!!!

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All sweathogs have been quarantined for 14 days. Mr. Carter is currently on the run, evading authorities.

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Now that’s funny

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It’s no laughing matter. Apparently he had chills and they were multiplying.

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That was bad.

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Dad jokes always are :)

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His doctor’s name is doctor B. Gee.

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Well if he needs a face transplant I'm sure Nicolas Cage is available.

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