BREAKING NEWS!
John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.
shareWow. Way to plagiarize someone else's work:
https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/147312/john-travolta-back-in-hospital
I did hear the joke elsewhere, yes. I didn't realize retelling a joke was considered plagiarism.
Besides, I posted this on the 11th of March and your article I supposedly stole from was published on the 13th. I must be a psychic plagiarist. Wow.