In homage to Al Lowe and his Cyberjoke 3000 which wrapped up last year after twenty five years of jokes, I'll try to post some jokes here on a regular basis and we'll see how long it can last.
And with that, the Cyberjoke 4000 is acitve.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.
I used to date this girl named Ruth. She made me happy and when I was with her I was always a better person. Then she dumped me. Now, I’m ruthless.
shareJust think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
-Henny Youngman
I know a guy who works as a custodian and gardener at a nearby apartment building, and sometimes I earn a couple extra bucks by lending him a hand when he's got a particularly big workload. He's got some bad habits, though. He asked me if he wanted to share a joint while we were on a break. I declined. I didn't want to deal with a high maintenance guy.
sharePeople are always skeptical when I say I climbed Mount Everest.
But it's true, I made it up.
Did you hear about the guy with five dicks?
His pants fit like a glove.
Bonus points if you know what movie this is from.
And because I have to every time I see the words pants....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF7-fj3xD_8
A lot of women say their husband never listens to them.
I am proud to say I have never heard my wife say that.