In homage to Al Lowe and his Cyberjoke 3000 which wrapped up last year after twenty five years of jokes, I'll try to post some jokes here on a regular basis and we'll see how long it can last.
And with that, the Cyberjoke 4000 is acitve.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.
There is no good time for a bad joke?
shareWhy did the old man fall in the well?
Because he could not see that well.
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
He was too far out, man.
Green grass grows around the backyard shit house
And that is where the sweetest flowers bloom
Now we are flowers growin' in God's garden
And that is why he spreads the shit around.
- David Byrne
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.