List the first 5 movies that pop into your head and Dr. samoanjoes will diagnose you.

Hello, Mr. Mrmojo4700. There seems to be a common thread of violence among these films which is of no concern to me. However, the inclusion of "Barbie" worries me considerably. But you needn't fret as this terrible disease will not deplete your Kenergy. You Ken get rid of it by simply refraining of its existence.

Sincerely, your Kenadian doctor.

Welcome to my office, CKid. Upon reviewing your films, I have determined that you do not discriminate against any particular genre or decade. There is no medication needed for this and I recommend carrying on as normal. I will, however, applaud you for including only one John Travolta film as that should be the maximum for a list containing 5 films as his complete averageness could have an affect on people.

DR.KOWALSKI HEAR...FILLING IN FOR DR.NODICK


YOUR DIAGNOSIS...


YOU ARE VERY ADVENTURESOME.

Good evening, Mr. Munks. Upon assessing your list, I have determined that you enjoy bad guys doing bad things but ultimately getting their comeuppance. No prescription needed as you seem perfectly reasonable.

DR.KOWALSKI HEAR...FILLING IN FOR DR.NODICK


YOUR DIAGNOSIS...


YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE MEMBER AND DREAM OF ONE DAY KILLING AN ENEMY WITH IT.

Thank you for stepping into my office, Mr. Yonkers. The test has determined that you are a man's man and enjoy the machoest of macho movies available. I prescribe to you "Thelma and Louise" to get in touch with a more feminine side, while still remaining the stud that you are.

Kowalski, the tests are in and I am very concerned with you. First, it remains clear that you are not a species of this Earth. I have contacted Dr. Helga and she will escort you to the nearest mental institution. In that time, I suggest you learn the difference between "hear" and "here".

DR.KOWALSKI HEAR...FILLING IN FOR DR.NODICK


YOUR DIAGNOSIS...


HARD INTRUDER MAN CONTACT. BUSTED.

Welcome, Vince. I see nothing that is of concern with your selection. However, I would have been more happy with the inclusion of "Intruder" (1989) rather than "Intruder" (1962). You are now free to live a long, healthy, prosperous life.

DR.KOWALSKI HEAR...FILLING IN FOR DR.NODICK


YOUR DIAGNOSIS...


PEDOPHILIA.
CORRUPTION & GREED.
CHRISTIAN SLATER.
MURDER.
RAPE.


YOU SEEM LIKE A SWELL GUY.

Bonjour, Fenton. Please ignore the mental patient who gave you their diagnosis before I did. I am aghast of your first and last selection being of the provocative nature. I shall have to further look into this. What do you see in this image?
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YOUR DIAGNOSIS...


SOUNDS LIKE YOU GET ALL YOUR MOVIES FROM THE LIBRARY.🫤

All of these seem perfectly reasonable. There is no reason to assume that you aren't a sane individual.

I ask ChatGpt to give me general personality analysis based of this movies:

Diverse Range of Interests: Your choice of movies spans a variety of genres, from action and drama to comedy. This suggests an openness to different types of narratives and experiences, reflecting a well-rounded and adaptable personality.

Resilience and Determination: The presence of movies like "Rambo," "Rocky," and "Jerry Maguire" suggests an admiration for characters who overcome challenges through determination and resilience. This might reflect your own value of persistence and the belief in the power of hard work.

Emotional Depth: Movies like "Silver Linings Playbook" indicate an interest in exploring complex human emotions and relationships. This suggests an emotional depth and an appreciation for stories that delve into the intricacies of the human experience.

Humor and Lightness: The inclusion of "Home Alone" suggests a fondness for humor and lighthearted entertainment. This could indicate a desire to balance serious themes with moments of laughter and joy.

Empathy and Connection: The selection of movies that center around personal growth, relationships, and redemption suggests a strong sense of empathy and a focus on the human connection. You may resonate with characters' journeys of self-discovery and transformation.

Idealism and Inspiration: Movies like "Jerry Maguire" and "Rocky" often portray characters striving for their ideals and overcoming obstacles. This could indicate a personal value for inspiring narratives and the pursuit of one's passions.

Nostalgia and Familiarity: The inclusion of iconic movies like "Home Alone" and long-running franchises like "Rambo" and "Rocky" suggests an appreciation for familiarity and nostalgia. You might enjoy revisiting beloved classics and characters.