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What age did you lose your virginity


Do you remember it like yesterday.

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Ask your mom.

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Let's get off mom's, I got off yours last night.

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She told me all about it.

She said, "Parkerbot, why all those guys on Movie Chat have such small wieners?"

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41 and it still hasn't happened for me. It's a long and complicated story that's led to some trust issues and severe anxiety issues among women. I don't know what it'll take for me to happen at this point.

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Whatever you do, don’t go on vacation to Summerisle.

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🤣

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Don't let anyone judge you for that.

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That's part of my problem. My first girlfriend I ended things with her and she told me " you just screwed yourself for college". I've had dates and a few opportunities where maybe I would have had sex but wasn't prepared for it and I wasn't having unprotected sex. I've also had some women tell me " you aren't enough of a man to be with me". When I hear things like that it's led to severe anxiety issues and I have had women approach me before at bars and blow them off completely. I've been in therapy buts it's really hard when women are very open how sexual they are and at the same tell you that you have no sexual value whatsoever.

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You do you and don't let anyone tell you shit.

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Women are good about finding out your insecurities, and using them against you when they are mad. It doesn’t mean these things are true, they are just saying them because they want to hurt you. They don’t know if you have sexual value, when they’ve never had sex with you. You might be amazing. Just and find some confidence that is a big part of it.

Also if you have a date, go buy some condoms. You just never know. It’s better to buy them and not have to use them, than to need them and not have any.

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Yep, except for your mom or grandma, never confess any vulnerability to a woman because it can, and will, be used against you.

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My therapist told me never lie. I've thought about lying in regards to sex but she told me if you are ever caught in a lie you'll never recover from that.

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Your therapist is a liar and a hypocrite. Get a new therapist.

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Some of my friends considered it late, but I was 19.

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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…….

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But before that, you went Hand Solo.

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Han shot first 💦

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You're full of sith.

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https://youtu.be/0oGMbAIcXCQ

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I wonder what age he plans on getting Leia-d.

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One of your funniest on this site and I seriously laughed out loud. AndyKing’s response was good too. You might say he really held his own

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He tends to have a good grasp of his situations.

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I do ✊💦

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Well, you are the handy king.

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Handy Andy.

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NINE.

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The question isn't how many blowup dolls you had sex with.

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ZERO...I HAVE THING ABOUT PLASTIC.

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Okay, so you wore a condom then.

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I WORE A CONDOM ONCE...IT WAS AWFUL...I NEVER FINISHED AND WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING WITH IT STILL ON...TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE...MY AVERSION TO PLASTIC HAS GOTTEN WORSE SINCE THEN.

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My justification has always been that I can't stand the smell of burning rubber.😉

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What compelled you to have sex with goats at 9?

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I HAVE YET TO COPULATE WITH ANY BARNYARD ANIMALS.🫤

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*cough*bullshit*cough*

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"Yet". So you're open to it?

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IF ANNA KENDRICK TOLD ME I HAD TO FUCK MY WAY THROUGH A PETTING ZOO TO GET TO HER...WELL...I IMAGINE I WOULD NEED AN EXTRA LONG SHOWER TO GET ALL THE FUR AND JUICE OFF MYSELF.

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Poor animal, but fair enough.

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15

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My story is quite similar to Ali G's -- Ten (or something) with an Italian model.

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Why would you want to know that?

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