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Your Zombie Apocalypse weapon of choice


You find yourself in the rather unfortunate situation of waking up to the dreaded Monday morning blues. To make matters worse you are now in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Some days you are better just staying in bed. You curse yourself for not owning a gun but you still have your trusty.....


Choose your weapon, no ballistic weapons only.

EDIT - *non ballisitc*

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Flame Thrower...I've always wanted to see one of these in action for real.

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So now you have a burning zombie chasing you.

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I do own a gun but that aside...

The answer is easy, a car. They're everywhere. They're their own suit of armor and a battering ram built into one and much faster than the undead. Plus I can turn on the AC/heater and listen to the radio. It's the most comfortable weapon money can buy.

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You should switch to a truck with a custom iron from bumper that protects the radiator also, lift kit for better ground clearance, hopped up motor and lower gears. I’d disconnect all airbags so none deploy from all the impacts. Install lots of extra spotlights and run the windshield washer pickup tube to a 5 gallon bucket in the back because you will need to be washing the fluids off often. The list of extras could go on and on as money allows.

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Okay, in a zombie apocalypse, how do you gas it up?

Seriously, most of the gas pumps in the civilized world and electronic and automatic, if we lose the power grid we lose access to gas.

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The gas is still there, just need to open some caps and bring your own pump

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a drone

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Without firearms I’d probably run like hell😄
Zombies are creepy.

I do like the Samurai sword Michonne used in the Walking Dead.
I worked for a small auction house for a while for extra money a long time ago. We had several Katanas come through the place and Hell’s Bells were they sharp and scary!

Unless you are extremely well trained with it the Samurai sword is a weapon you are likely to slice yourself with.

Maybe a baseball bat would work well👍

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MACHETE,BRO...I HAVE BEEN USING/PRACTICING WITH THEM SINCE I WAS A KID...I OWN A DOZEN.

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Don’t tell me you have a thing for Hockey masks too😳

I have a neat machete from the WWII era, it’s stamped ‘Disston 1942.’ The scabbard is long gone though.

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Wizard Magic, & Skills

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Maggots

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Force them to watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_jBeo1dZLk

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