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make up a silly conspiracy theory....


make up a silly conspiracy theory, that sounds as legit as the rest!!!

Fast food is programmed to be addictive to help kill off, reduce the population.





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Political parties are designed to unite us all.

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no, you are supposed to MAKE UP fake ones! :D well played, though

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Outer space is only black because God is a cheapskate and he refuses to pay the electric bill.

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This one might prove true

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Maybe outer space isn't black at all and just appears black to the human eye to keep us from polluting the majestic and colourful airways.

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A conspiracy inside of another conspiracy!
Well done.

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Who would HE pay??

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MAYBE outer space is black, because GOD is black. ooOOOOOoooo!!! :)

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Maybe He’s a She🤯

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OoooOOOOOooooo!!!

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We are merely an alien kid’s science project (I hear they only got a C- for it).

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That alien kid got lucky, it should have failed the class for this mess😄

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The comment ‘must try harder’ burned like a hot brand.

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The alien kid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKnpPCQyUec

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*whispers covertly and conspiratorially* you may be correct.

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Jim Morrison, Adolph Hitler, Elvis Presley and Bigfoot are not really dead, they all snuck away to an island off the coast of Borneo. It’s like The Golden Girls except they are not girls and the whole situation is not funny at all:/

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I thought that one was already out there? Minus the golden girls

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Well, Hitler ran away to (and died in) Java, south of Borneo is already a conspiracy theory.

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Ooh I have one, but it takes some explaining

The resurgence of flat earth theory was secretly started by NASA because of a terrible mistake they made in 1969: the terrible mistake was of course landing on the moon.

Landing on the moon was the best chocolate they had in the box and they gobbled it up, nothing could quite top it.

At the time they thought in 20 years we’d all be in our flying cars having tea with aliens on Ursa Minor 6, but it didn’t happen and soon people lost interest in space reality, as opposed to science fiction.

So to get people interested in space again, they decided to bring back flat earth theory to get people talking about space again which in turn gets more hits on there website and profit.

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hahahaa I really like this! :D

but but wasn't the real moon landing faked? or is that being fake part also part of flat earth push to push real nasa back on top?

Tastey!!!

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but but wasn't the real moon landing faked?


I have a theory for that to:

My theory is they figured to make the fake moon landing look convincing they’d have to build the rocket; the first question people would ask is “how did they get there?”

The biggest cost after building the rocket was catering for the film crew during the duration of the shoot which as it turned out would be more expensive than catering for three astronauts.

So the solution was to go to the moon and fake the footage of the moon landings there and hope nobody finds out.

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Every Democrat is secretly a Republican, and vice-versa.

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Not sure I understand but sounds funky

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Nixon said the last thing he'd ever do is recognize Red China -- it was! A Democrat couldn't get away with doing it. He'd be called a Commie sympathsizer.

Reagan amnestied millions of "illegals"
Clinton signed NAFTA, undid a lot of FDR's New Deal
I could go on and on...

The goal/reason is because a Republican won't call out Trump for signing Criminal Justice for the same reason, and the other side doesn't disagree with it, so they stay silent and it goes unchecked. So each party does the other's dirty work to satisfy the .001%... Of course, there's the "stock" votes that are undone with every new Administration. Trump was the first President in my lifetime who didn't start a war, but if he had, the Democrats would have been all over protesting, but when Obama went into multiple countries, there was nothing. This morning, I saw a Democrat replying to a Republican who laughed at Cheney's loss with, "She lost a state with more tumbleweeds than people, but she'll be the next President".. When I asked him, "What about your hero, Biden?" he went silent. These are people I've talked off and on with for years, so I've been able to document how easily they maneuver. "The enemy of my enemy is my greatest friend".

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So much for “…except Politics” Again 😮‍💨

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Work out centers are subsidized by the medical community to be less effective, there by increasing medical profits.

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Current tree crops are being genetically redesigned to give out more oxygen only to the rich elites.

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