Gramatical mistakes that are way too common
Some come to mind:
Could of (Should be could have)
I could care less (It’s couldn’t)
If I was (should be if I were)
Some come to mind:
Could of (Should be could have)
I could care less (It’s couldn’t)
If I was (should be if I were)
An easy one to make (and an easy one to miss when reading it) is "it's" and "its."
It's slightly confusing, because normally we associate apostrophes with possessives, but in this case, "its" is possessive, and "it's" is a contraction of "it is."
But the funniest one is when someone posts, "Your an idiot." Makes me laugh every time.
Not all linguistic faux pas are grammatical. Words and common sayings are constantly mangled; for example:
“Jealous” and “envious” have 2 different—but significant—meanings. “Jealous” means “fear and/or anger that someone may take away someone or something that you have.” The operative phrase here is WHAT YOU HAVE. You can’t be jealous of someone who marries a movie star you’ve never even met. You never HAD her. What you feel in that case is envy. He’s got something you want, but do not have. Also, envy is 1 of the 7 deadly sins, but jealousy is not; but beware of coveting thy neighbor’s wife and making him jealous. Coveting wives breaks 1 of the Ten Commandments.
Another common confusion is between “proof” and “evidence.” They are not at all the same thing. “To prove” means “to put to the test.” The results of the test may disappoint you, not giving the evidence for which you had hoped. “To prove a theory” means to test out the theory and find out if it’s right.
Theories are not valid in a court if law. Trials demand EVIDENCE. When some cop captain barks, “Go get me PROOF,” he does not know whereof he speaks.
The word “verbal” is constantly mangled. The word means “of, or pertaining to LANGUAGE.” It is constantly used as if it were “spoken” or “oral.” A “verbal contract” is often used to mean “a SPOKEN contract.” ALL contracts are verbal, unless they’re done by pantomime.
I often see job postings looking for someone with “strong written and verbal skills.” Writing IS verbal. The posting was written by someone with no verbal skill!
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Another pair of commonly-confused words: “disinterested” and “uninterested.”
Years ago, I noticed that TV newscasters, presumably trying to sound smart above their pay grade, started fucking up the language, and they set a terrible example for their audience. “Disinterested” probably sounds more elevated than “uninterested.” Sadly, it does not MEAN what most people think. “Disinterested” means “impartial.” Mediations are presided over by a disinterested party, someone who has no stake in the outcome. “Uninterested” means “not interested.”
Another phrase the broadcast media have (remember, “media” is the plural of “medium,” NOT the singular) is “within the hour.” It is always misused. “Within the hour” means “before the clock strikes the next hour.” If you use the phrase and the time is 2:39, you are saying “within the next 21 minutes.” What you probably want to say is, “sometime in the next 60 minutes.”
Now a couple of old sayings that have been stripped of meaning:
(1) “The proof is in the puddin’.” Politicians in particular like to parade their ignorance by saying this. First, remember that PROOF means ONLY A TEST. It may not demonstrate anything. Second, the phrase is missing some words. The REAL saying is “The proof [test] of the pudding is IN THE EATING.” Eat the pudding and see how it tastes. Wow! Now it makes sense!
(2) “Back in the day.” Huh? Back in what day? The real saying is “Back in THE OLD DAYS.” Wow! Now it makes sense.
I didn't know until fairly recently that in the UK "pudding" means any kind of dessert. In the USA it means a specific kind of dessert.
sharePS I forgot about “most unique,” but a commentator for the Tokyo Olympics just reminded me of it. “Unique” means “one of a kind.” It therefore cannot be qualified by any adjective, no more than “pregnant” or “dead” can be qualified. No one is more dead than someone else. Nothing can be MORE “one of a kind” than something else. Nine times out of 10, when you encounter this word, the speaker/writer MEANS “unusual.” All things that are unique are unusual. Few things that are unusual are unique.
And, I just heard “The Rock” misuse the word “decimate,” another common mistake. “To decimate” means “to reduce by one-tenth.” That’s all. That’s a lot, but it is not the same as to, “destroy,” “conquer,” “devastate,” “obliterate” or “kill.” It’s just one-tenth, 10 percent.
Sheesh.
How we communicate reflects on who we are.