Anyone own a real Rolex ? - General Discussion Discussion

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

No but I’ve got a really big dick so I don’t need to compensate.

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[–] samoanjoes (57557) 4 years ago

Rolex/Durex. Close enough.

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39050) 4 years ago

Oh no! I love collecting watches. What does this say about me 😢

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

I’m just messin AK.

I myself have one watch, this beauty that my dear Mum bought for me:

https://www.obaku.com/watch/nordlys-cyan

It only ever leaves my wrist when I’m sleeping or showering ☺️

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39050) 4 years ago

That's a cool watch.

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Yeah, I love it.

Cheers bud 😊

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[–] Moonglum9 (11320) 4 years ago

I collect them too and I usually wear 10 on my wang set to different time zones so I’ve disproved that theory. Sure, I could wear them on my arm, but that would look weird.

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[–] Kj1oceanlust (1485) 4 years ago

I've heard women say that it's often those who feel the need too brag who are hung like a light switch.

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Probably 🤷‍♂️

Good thing I wasn’t bragging and just giving the OP shit for starting a thread about an expensive luxury item like many of us could afford one, let alone multiple. THAT’S bragging. Hence my ironic response.

That said, I am content with my endowment, if you are that interested 😆

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[–] Kj1oceanlust (1485) 4 years ago

No, not really interested in that. But what I would like to know is if women can actually notice through a mans pants if he's well endowed? Even when he's flaccid lol. Anyone can just use their imaginations as to why I would ask. Man, looknhow you steered this onto a raunch topic lol. The OP was asking if anyone's owned a real Rolex watch.

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39050) 4 years ago

Just tell him you love Aerosmith.

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[–] Kowalski (76781) 4 years ago

THATS NO EXCUSE FOR NOT OWNING A ROLEX....JUST ONE MORE PLACE TO WEAR SUCH A FINE TIME PIECE.🙂

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 4 years ago

lol

😎

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[–] samoanjoes (57557) 4 years ago

No, but I own an old Rolodex.

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[–] actionkamen (23176) 4 years ago

That's the Chinese bootleg version.

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[–] Mrmojo4700 (21576) 4 years ago

I found a Rolex on the ground at a boat launch in the early 2000’s and I tracked the owner down and he gave me 500.00. He said it was a presidential edition and his wife had the matching one.

My friend and I tried it on numerous times before returning it. 😄

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39050) 4 years ago

My first 'posh' watch was a Rolex Oyster Perpetual DateJust 18K/SS - Black Dial.

Since then I've acquired a couple of Versace watches and countless Breitlings. At one time I had over 100 watches, so I gave some away to friends and family; I've got about 70 now.

My most recent purchase was Breitling Bentley BO4 GMT.

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

I've got a thing for citizen watches, Breitling is a little too expensive for me.

I did try on this watch at the jewellery shop but it was too chunky.https://www.authenticwatches.com/breitling-avenger-seawolf-watch.html?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=shopping&gclid=CjwKCAiA_Kz-BRAJEiwAhJNY7zBAVQo-vGK1hodoSNR2Cp2MVXuMtsNZVN38LOPtoLy9n2YVY-kksxoC47wQAvD_BwE

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39050) 4 years ago

I like chunky watches.

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

I've got a few chunky diving watches. But I think this was even taller than them. Do you have this watch?

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39050) 4 years ago

Yes I do.

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[–] BillySlater (4246) 4 years ago

What do you think of JLCs?

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39050) 4 years ago

They’re beautiful.

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[–] BillySlater (4246) 4 years ago

Agreed. Do you have any in your extensive collection?

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39050) 4 years ago

No, I don’t.

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[–] BillySlater (4246) 4 years ago

:(

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (77984) 4 years ago

Does anyone wear a watch anymore?
Watches look kind of stupid, do you have a horse and a wagon too??

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[–] Kowalski (76781) 4 years ago

THAT^

SECOND YOU SAID IT...MY MIND FLASHED WITH LAME WHITE DADS IN JORTS AND GANGSTER STYLED BLACK MEN...AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...METRO RICH ASSHOLES...NOBODY NORMAL WEARS A WATCH.🤔

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[–] nyctc7 (43882) 4 years ago

I have settled on three (I've had others in the past)

1. Rado Sintra
2. Omega Railmaster
3. Corum $20 Coin - this is the most valuable of the 3 (I bought it used)

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

No i have a Rouchefoucauld. The thinnest water-resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three atmospheres. This is thee sports watch of the '80s. Six thousand, nine hundred and fifty five dollars retail! Look, it tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad!

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[–] nyctc7 (43882) 4 years ago

Sounds like in Philadelphia it's worth about 50 bucks

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Is this from the movie Trading Places?

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[–] Kowalski (76781) 4 years ago

I HAD ONE DEEP UP MY ASS FOR AWHILE AFTER THE WAR...I GAVE IT TO MY DEAD BUDDY'S KID.

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