I'm going with pizza.
Cat videos
I concur. Or any nature show that has cute baby animals.
Kate Upton
Flu.
The fist of Chuck Norris.
Only the fist? Savage!
Well, more than likely, they would see that overused roundhouse kick of his coming from a mile away so, yeah...
Music.
Beer. Lots of beer! 🍺
Especially if the aliens came from Asgard.
I would offer them our drugs and see if they mellow out.
Vodka & Dr Pepper cocktail.