If you could erase 3 movies from existence, what would they be?

Elf Bowling: The Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2007)...

It's vile, it's banal, inconceivable, waste of SpongeBob actor Tom Kenny, superfluous, mind-numbing, barf-inducing, so bad as to refuse to take it if offered for free, "hornswoggling" fester dump, karate-chopping fist bump, wash your mouth out with soap enabling, makes babies cry, causes Earth to momentarily break rotational orbit, and worst of all; it makes you feel stupid for watching it all the way through then laughs at your expense!

The only thing it is good for is hellish punishment on one's enemies and a relieving constipation for a restroom break.

~~/o/

Hotel New Hampshire

Everything else I can live with.

Episodes 7-9 of the Star Wars sequel trilogy.

Inside (2007)
Arthur 2 (1988)
Slacker (1990)

IS IT A COINCIDENCE THAT ALL THREE FILMS YOU WOULD ERASE FEATURE "GAY STUFF"?🤔

1. Pirates of the Caribbean: and all of its sequels. It ruined the genre of Pirates+Magic forever by making it whimsical and stupid.

2. The Last Jedi: There were many very bad Star Wars movies before it but it did the most egregious, permanent damage to the franchise.

3. Highlander 2: Much like The Last Jedi, it took a cool franchise and raped it to the limit of possibility.

Honorable mention:

Birds of Prey: The comic book was extremely well written and had great characters with good chemistry (re. the many years of Dixon or Simmone at the helm). It is excellent source material for a movie or series. They hijacked the IP for a sour zeitgeist parade.

tampopo - people say this movie is sexy. there is a scene where a man & woman pass a raw egg back & forth by their mouths! THAT IS DISGUSTING. i don't hate many things, but every second of this grated on me like few things in my life ever have.

that's it. everything else can stay. i can't think of anything else worth banishing forever.

How do you even find it to bring up a post from 2 years ago. I wouldn't know where to start looking.