TV quote

"I'm coming to join you, Elizabeth!!"

"Just the facts, ma'am."

"Would you believe...?"

Man walks into a paranormal bookstore and talks to the woman operating it

"May I help you?"

"Yes. Good morning. I've been hired to do a documentary for the national geographic channel. It's an historical look at the undead and a very legitimate project. Eager to make it accurate, I've been visiting paranormal bookstores looking for materials on outbreaks and possible remedies."

"You'll find the zombie literature in our lifestyle section, next to the fertility crystals. If you hit witch balls, you've gone too far."

"Isn't that always the case?"

A strange look passes over the woman's face. A few moments later, she approaches him hopefully as he browses a bookshelf.

"Anything you can use?"

"I don't think so. I'm looking for something more real, less for kids."

"I do have one thing in the back, but I don't show it to a lot of people."

"Yeah? What is it?"

"Zombie porn."

He says very carefully, "Thank you for your time," and walks away.

"Bagels, brother, let me in!"

Man who lost a child to cop:" My offer stands. A million dollars. I want the man(perp) dead.
Cop's detective partner whispers quietly, "Would that be in unmarked bills " , with a smirk on his face.

Catherine:" Burns was waiting for me. We've been playing one-sided Russian Roulette."( she is strapped to a chair)
John: " I told you gambling would be the death of you. "

British intelligence agents are so cool
btw , actress in distress was a famous " Bond girl "

Let's be careful out there.