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" You mean....he fidgets ? "
Doctor :" Uh-huh "
" So what if he fidgets ? ...:" kid's in puberty he gets a hard on every ten minutes for crissakes
" You mean....he fidgets ? "
Doctor :" Uh-huh "
" So what if he fidgets ? ...:" kid's in puberty he gets a hard on every ten minutes for crissakes
A wee, dastardly sort explaining his schemes
'Chaos is a ladder!'
"Miguelito Loveless?"
shareAn incredulous twerp to his older brother:
'Whatchoo 'talkin' 'bout Willis?!?'
Different Strokes , not one that I cared about
shareYou got it!
I loved that show
True story: the guy that played Mr Drummond was a bit of a jerk
I knew an elevator man in one of the fancy buildings in Mahatten
Who should step into the elevator one day but Mr Drummond!
Cool right?
My guy says 'Hey Mr Drummond! What floor?'
Mr Drummond complained to management and my buddy got fired
Mr Drummond was a harsh guy in real life
"Oh, please. Pity the fool who gives me a bunch of jibber-jabber about romance. My religious girlfriend just dumped me, and for a simple little misunderstanding. I mean, if someone was always asking you to embrace the Holy Trinity, what would you think they meant?"
shareHow do you do Mrs. Wi-i-ley!
shareHoward Morris as Ernest T. Bass on a classic episode of the Andy Griffith Show
shareHow could it be anybody else.
shareThe one episode where he's at the induction center. It's arguably the funniest sequence in television history.
shareI don't care how many times I watch those episodes I can still literally laugh out loud every time.
Ernest T. was one of the best secondary characters ever.
Michael Bluth from "Family Ties" episode of "Arrested Development": (Into phone.) "Really? And all the guys like her, huh? That is, that is, that is great. Uh, you mean âaway,â though, right? Because otherwise it sounds a little different, but, uh, thatâs, uh, thatâs outstanding. You forgot to say âawayâ again. But listen, let me call you back in a bit, okay? Bye. (To his sister Lindsay Bluth.) Nellie has blown them all away."
shareAnother from "Arrested Development":
Tobias: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice overâ an analyst and a therapist. The worldâs first analrapist.
Lindsay: Yes, and you were almost arrested for those business cards.
Tobias: Yes. No, it did not look good on paper but I didnât stop because of the police inquiries, I stopped to raise our little daughter.
"Yadda, yadda, yadda." Seinfeld
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