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" You mean....he fidgets ? "
Doctor :" Uh-huh "
" So what if he fidgets ? ...:" kid's in puberty he gets a hard on every ten minutes for crissakes

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"Did I just had a stroke?"

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Archie Bunker ?

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Nope.Reload both of you😉

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A wee, dastardly sort explaining his schemes

'Chaos is a ladder!'

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"Miguelito Loveless?"

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No sir
A popular series featuring grand heroes and wicked villains
Ice and flames figure heavily in the plot

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Dang! & I thought I had it for certain. Now I'm completely lost.

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'I am Daenerys Stormborn and I will take what is mine with fire and blood!'

...says a platinum haired Queen

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I don't watch the show, but Game of Thrones?

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Yes!
Good going

And how could YOU NOT watch this show?!?

Im pretty certain Daenerys has got nothing on you!

I kinda picture her when you and i are giving each other a tough time lol;)

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I have a better dye job.

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I bet you do sweetie!

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An incredulous twerp to his older brother:

'Whatchoo 'talkin' 'bout Willis?!?'

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Different Strokes , not one that I cared about

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You got it!
I loved that show

True story: the guy that played Mr Drummond was a bit of a jerk
I knew an elevator man in one of the fancy buildings in Mahatten
Who should step into the elevator one day but Mr Drummond!
Cool right?
My guy says 'Hey Mr Drummond! What floor?'

Mr Drummond complained to management and my buddy got fired

Mr Drummond was a harsh guy in real life

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"_____, if the pigman had a car, he'd give YOU a ride."

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Seinfeld ?
Cosmo Kramer ?

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Exactly!

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great , classic episode of the series

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"Oh, please. Pity the fool who gives me a bunch of jibber-jabber about romance. My religious girlfriend just dumped me, and for a simple little misunderstanding. I mean, if someone was always asking you to embrace the Holy Trinity, what would you think they meant?"

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sounds like B.A. Baracus

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Well it's a reference to that for sure.

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How do you do Mrs. Wi-i-ley!

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Howard Morris as Ernest T. Bass on a classic episode of the Andy Griffith Show

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How could it be anybody else.

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The one episode where he's at the induction center. It's arguably the funniest sequence in television history.

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I don't care how many times I watch those episodes I can still literally laugh out loud every time.

Ernest T. was one of the best secondary characters ever.

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Michael Bluth from "Family Ties" episode of "Arrested Development": (Into phone.) "Really? And all the guys like her, huh? That is, that is, that is great. Uh, you mean “away,” though, right? Because otherwise it sounds a little different, but, uh, that’s, uh, that’s outstanding. You forgot to say “away” again. But listen, let me call you back in a bit, okay? Bye. (To his sister Lindsay Bluth.) Nellie has blown them all away."

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Another from "Arrested Development":

Tobias: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over— an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.

Lindsay: Yes, and you were almost arrested for those business cards.

Tobias: Yes. No, it did not look good on paper but I didn’t stop because of the police inquiries, I stopped to raise our little daughter.

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That's good stuff.

I haven't seen that show in so long. I really do need to watch it again.

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Great show.



G.O.B.: But I am not a pimp, Michael. She needed protection. So I make some threats, wear this hat, and I collect my ten percent.

Michael: Yeah, that’s a pimp.

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It’s a dog eat dog world, and I’m wearing Milkbone underwear.

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Is that my ol' drinking buddy Norm at Cheers, godewey

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Oh you know it is my friend.
Some of the funniest lines out there.

Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink.

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"Yadda, yadda, yadda." Seinfeld

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