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Welcome! And don't forget the Big Put-Out at nine.
Go lick some sticky toilet paper (after Challis wiped with it)
Children, we leave our food at the table.
Speaking of leaving things at the table. I'm going to leave my Stapler on Ellen's desk. Then come by later and say I forgot it. I'll be sure to leave some toilet paper dangling out of my back pocket (since I don't have a handkerchief) Then i'll blow cigeratte smoke in her face and say "I don't know what the hell is going on." Then I'll tell her I'm ok with sleeping in her car. Then... wait nevermind. I value my job. Think I'll just ask Teddy out later. She's always good for a dinner or two. And a drilling later.
liking? You meant to say licking right?
sure was! :)
I'll have a list soon.
Was very unimpressed with Avalanche. You had Rock Hudson, Mia Farrow and Robert Forester to riff on for crying out loud! They dropped the ball big time.
Agree painbow. This is why Joe Needs to step back and stop directing /producing the show. He makes them become part of the movie, rather than take some high and Low pot shots at it. Like what you said, Mike and crew would not only riff, AND put themselves in the film, they'd take some nasty low down pot shots at the films. Such as laughing at it. Makes it more genuine like you mentioned.
If you look at these films in the Mike era, you'll clearly see what I am talking about:
Space Mutiny (as mentioned) - the beefcake jokes...
The Final Sacrifice - Ripped Canada a new one. And just tore apart the poor little bugger... "fooooood!"
Final Justice - After Joe Don Baker threatened physical violence toward the mst3k crew over Mitchell, what does Mike Nelson and company do? They riffed him again!
Werewolf and Soul Taker - Joe Estevez didn't stand a chance.
Where as with Joe directing/producing the new season, its to lovey dovy... take the God damn gloves off and rip these movies and actors a new one!
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Ellen Page...dog face!? Glenn, go to your room (with Marge) for 15 minutes. It's time-out for you buster!
What's wrong with that? Mr. Jones was one cool cat.
It's hard to say where this show goes wrong and right for that matter. If you look up the new season on Google, all the reviews are over hyped and positive. However, they gloss over a lot of things.
I'll say this. Joel is better off in front of the camara and being directed, not directing. He injects to much homely advice into the show. Let these guys loose and riff. I think that is where Mike, Kevin and Bill did a better job. I can't imagine what the show would be like if Joel stayed on after he stepped down as host. Joel is certainly very talented, but in front of the camara. anyone who's watched the yahoo show Other Space may agree with this. He was fantastic in that show, again he was in front of the camara being directed. Add to that he was working with Trace (as ART the robot). This is why it would be nice to bring Mike Nelson in and let him do some writing and direction for the show. As well as Kevin
I'm to busy noticing other things. Say, about that dollar Soggy? I was gonna head on over the vending machine around 3 o'clock in hopes of meeting Ellen Page there. I thought I'd get a candy bar stuck in the machine and than have to shake it to get it out. Then I'd get like 2 for 1 and share the other candy bar with her. Sounds like a good plan? Impress her with my manly man-handy strength and be so kind to giver a free snickers bar. I mean unless you think getting another candy bar is a good idea. Be a lot better than sleeping next to the Water Cooler. I mean if you feel better I can just go sleep in the car or something.
Ah heck with it! WHY WONT THEY LET US SHAM-ROD OUR RODS IN PEACE!!!
All I can tell you, Soggy ... is watch out. You seen the TV cameras yet? They're watching you, friend. I guarantee you that.
Oh Soggy, you haven't got a dollar you can spare, do you?
I was always taught that when somebody needs help, you help 'em. I mean less there's gonna be trouble. There's not gonna be any trouble, in it. I mean you never know, when somebody might be needing help. It might be my turn next time.
No, that was me boo-booing in my pants again. That Ellen Page look-a-like is wearing a tight skirt today.
Hey soggy, check out the number next to my name! I RULE!!!
The Moderators don't decide these things, you know. The planets do. They're in alignment. And it's time again.
And you know what time that is! SLIPER-HER-THE- SILVER SHAMROD!!! gink-goink gink goink gink goink!
#GlennHead'sLoverlivesmatter! #saveGlennhead! #longliveGlennhead!
Oh man, you done pissed off an Irish Warlock. Good luck mate.
RIP
It gets better by episode 6 and 7. Wish Mike Nelson was on board for some writing. The show could use him.