3 from hell aka 3rd best film in the franchise REVIEW and SPOILERS
-the sequel to house of 1000 rejects
-starring sherri moon zombie
-shockingly
-also starring some guy who looks like chris morris in the it crowd
-so this film begins with our rejects in prison for mass murder
-and sherri's character is up for parole
-yep
-and during the hearing
-she headbutts one of the parole officers
-so understandably she gets rejected
-but she does get a scene where
-she's walking in slow motion with the female guards next to her
-with suzi quattro's wild one blaring in the background
-and im not one for films trying to make girls look badass
-cos they're not and never will be
-but this scene is badass truth be told
-its a great song
-so yeah sherri and her brother otis escape from prison
-with help from rorschach
-and spend the rest of the film acting like arseholes to everyone they meet
-finally ending up in mexico
-where they meet a midget
-and the cartels get mad about something
-and try and kill our rejects
-but our rejects reject being written out of the story
-and simply refuse to die
-as they did in the two previous films
-i quite like rob zombie to be honest
-so i thought this film was alright
-bit of fun really
-i was hoping our rejects would get killed at the end
-they're beginning to annoy me
-otis is a preaching dickhead with a fat belly
-sherri is in every film her husband makes
-and rorschach rubs me the wrong way
-not when he actually played rorschach ironically
-he was good then
-but he was in the last rob zombie film too
-cast someone else please mr zombie
-you're making me groan
-...
-get it?
-groan like a zombie...
7/10