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Tenet (2020) AKA the convoluted live action wankfest version of the superior video game Braid
Aguirre the broth of god AKA the most depressing travel documentary you'll ever see (1972) SPOILERS
Scum AKA cum (1979) REVIEW
The Abyss AKA oi mate its a bit wet down there (1989) - review
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Film Festival (1969) - REVIEW
The Devil Wears Prada AKA hoes like shoes REVIEW
1917 AKA not world war 2-REVIEW AND SPOILERS FOR THIS FILM/HISTORICAL CALAMITY
The Raid 2 aka fuck going to indonesia (2014) - REVIEW
Joker AKA i finally found a good stream (2019) - VERY LONG EXPERT REVIEW - FACT
Jaws AKA sharks vs humans (1975) - REVIEW
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No worries janoss! A great little game, quite difficult from what I remember.
That's ok Bluebook! I think it's the Director's job to make the plot understandable. Tenet is unnecessarily complicated, even with the frequent exposition.
Having 10 things on your dinner plate may be nice in theory but usually would benefit by halving the amount and making the the remaining parts better quality.
There's a formulaic aspect to Nolan's character's and arcs that sligtly bores me sometimes. The blonde girl in particular, she seemed in no real danger of dying or not having a good ending despite the film trying to establish the contrary.
Dunkirk was much better! Though I had that film spoiled for me in history class!
That's just a joke Bluebook!
*laughs and wipes tear from eye"
These are some great facts lads!
I will definitely watch this! Clever as always, Einstein!
Very interesting. Unfortunately I can't read either, but it sounds excellent. Perhaps it's time for me to load up Duolingo?
Thanks!
Amazing response. Thank you NotoriousRio!
Have fun and let us know what you thought of it!
That's a good post, cheers for that mate.
Yeah that's the first thing that struck me; rich good looking tom cruise lookalike can't get laid in a sea of horny women. Like he can't get a lapdance in a stripclub.
I was wondering about Kubrick's real life views on sex as that would help us to understand what the film is getting at perhaps. He didn't look like a sex pest....but they never do, do they?!?!
"I'm not familiar with the porn genre where there's a fully dressed dude that is barely shown other people fucking, and doesn't do anything. He doesn't even pull out his dick not even once. Is there such a genre?"
Yeah it's a genre of porn called: "Date Night with uraharakisuke"
"And I know you were being silly and funny, but I seriously think, by pointing out how he's getting always cockblocked while everybody else is fucking, that you got to the core of what Kubrick wanted to do with the movie, better than any other serious film review I've ever read on EWS."
hahaha I was just having a laugh but now I'm interested in your view of what Kubrick intended? Is it the frustration and paranoia which can come with marriage? Is it the mundane marriage contrasted with the lavish, excessive, socialite, hollywood livestyle?
Women always lead men on before a savage cock-block.
Unless I see full frontal thrusting, I don't believe it.
I like most westerns to be honest. Was expecting slightly more from this one considering its reputation but that's on me I suppose.
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