Damn, you are dumb! You didn't even read the thread, did you? Otherwise you would have come across the part where I explain that friends invited me to 'some action movie', without making it clear it was going to be another nolan trainwreck.
So first of all I didn't plot down any hard-earned money, silly friends did.
Secondly, you perfectly prove the point I've been making: emphasizing that nolan is oh so intelligent. You ONLY do this so that people get the impression you must be very intelligent as well, being able to understand the complex storyline. Shall we all bow down to you and clap our hands? nolan makes deliberately difficult movies; he takes something that could be told in a simple way and butchers it long enough until it's utter garbage, that will be his next 'masterpiece'.
You don't do a jig-saw puzzle if all you want is to see the final result! nolan takes picture and turns it into a jig-saw puzzle to frustrate the viewers. So that they think he's clever. He's not.
Memento was a borefest. Inception was stupid as fuck. And a borefest. And in ALL his movies he uses the same tricks; the constant back and forth in time or between reality and virtuality. Like a monkey that learned 1 trick and keeps repeating it over and over.
But the biggest problem with tenet is that nolan made this trainwreck even worse by having inaudible dialogue so you really haven't a clue what's going on, the soundtrack is deafening. Then there's the black fella (the non-actor that is Denzel's son) with the big black beard making his entire head 1 big black blob, which is unpleasant to look at but also rules out any potential lipreading to get any kind of idea what they're saying.
I don't want netfucks, hulu, disney-, amazon, all promoters of left wing drivel and political correctness. No, long live torrents and usenet. They're not getting my money. And I've already explained why I was at the cinema.
Advice: READ THE FUCKING THREAD BEFORE YOU COMMENT!!
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