I'd *beep* J because he needs the love of a woman who isn't hooked on drugs, I'd marry Baz because he's just too irresistible, and I'd kill Pope because I'd get tired of that permanent scowl, plus he's OCD. .. Oh yeah, then there's that little detail of him being a psychotic murderer..
share*beep* J
Marry Baz
Kill Pope - after he's cleaned up the house good and washed and folded my clothes.
Look at us. You pretending to be me, signing a book I didn't even write. -Selina Meyer
I'd definitely f Craig. He's hot, but he's a druggie and a dumb@ss so I'd been done with him beyond that.
Marry: Pope. He might be psychotic, but he's the most loyal one of the bunch!
Kill: Baz. He's good-looking, sure, but he's a cheating jackass. And he's so mean to poor J!
J = underage. Disqualified.
Deran = gay. Disqualified.