Is Nikki 18?


If she wasn't then wouldn't Paul go after Craig for sleeping with his underage daughter and giving her drugs? I mean I'm aware of what the Codys have on Paul, but I'm surprised none of the characters have commented on Nikki and Craig being in a relationship...

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I think she's 17 like J. It bothered me how they just let it happen. It's like they said *beep* J's feelings. Paul probably knew that there was nothing he could do about it. He should send her off somewhere until college.

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I find it sick, she's a naive teen and he's an adult. I find that more worse than Jay's feelings. And I think Paul didn't want more trouble at that point. I never saw why someone like Jay's character would be with someone like Nicky's character anyways.

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I find it sick, she's a naive teen and he's an adult. I find that more worse than Jay's feelings. And I think Paul didn't want more trouble at that point. I never saw why someone like Jay's character would be with someone like Nicky's character anyways.


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I never saw why someone like Jay's character would be with someone like Nicky's character anyways.


Hot chick who's interested and puts out for the quiet kinda nerdy kid, that's why. With all the references to him studying and doing well in school I was hoping the writers were hinting at J being really smart. Like Walter White or Michael Scofield smart where he uses his book smarts and intellect to do nefarious or semi-nefarious things to help his grandmother & uncles in their crimes and/or to work against them.



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Nikki did use J...she copied his homework, got test answers from him, originally saw his relationship with the teacher as his attempt to suck up for a grade.

She is the one who provided the weed, who wanted to use coke with Craig early on...she may be the girl Smurf described to J who was using him for sex in order to get back at her dad. Now that she knows her dad has become besties with Baz, Craig is a better vehicle to use to upset her dad, for whom she seems to have great contempt.

I think we are supposed to see J as the smart kid who overcomes obstacles by using his brain, though we certainly also see him as reckless and desperate to survive in the family.

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Not so naive. She smokes weed, cheats at school, seduces men and hangs around not very recommendable guys. She may turn 18 in a few months, she'd be "legal" and won't have changed drastically by then. I don't want to belittle Craig's responsibility: he obviously doesn't care to sleep with a 17 yo girl who happens to be his nephew's ex and his morals leave a lot to be desired. But she certainly isn't the helpless creature
victimized by a horrid hunter.
Craig should have said no from the beginning. The whole family should have said no when she came hanging around to make out with Craig in the backyard. But she should have found a "better" way to hurt J and could get a more decent boyfriend than this childish muscle womanizer.

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In one episode, early on, here dad said she is 16.

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Well, I guess the people who predicted they had sex were correct 


Considering they look to be in a relationship I don't think theres any doubt at this point.

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Paul is not in a position to say anything, and now they owe him money.

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isn't legal consent in CA 16 or 17?

besides , everything on the show is disturbing. Paul got himself into this mess, his daughter is collateral damage.

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Nikki is most likely still about 7 or 8 years older than the first time Mama Smurf got busy.

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KillerQueen observed:

Paul got himself into this mess, his daughter is collateral damage

You're absolutely right. But still, as a father, wouldn't one want to bust through that door, grab up one's daughter and drag her home? Even if it meant a confrontation and possible beat-down from that Viking Craig? If it even came to that?

I mean, damn, Craig isn't in LOVE with the girl. He'd just find newer p&&y to play with !! Give him some coke and a fresh, new piece of bootay and he's good to go, lol!!!

Maybe Paul should've sent his wife to drag Nikki home, lol!

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I thought it was another way of Smurf punking Paul, showing him that her and her family always has the upper hand. Psychology intimidation to the highest power, lol...

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Exactly. Craig being with Nikki is just another way to keep Paul in line.

Smurf knew that sending Craig to hang out with Nikki was going to end up with them having sex because Craig think with his dick.

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Does anybody know the song that was playing when Nicky and Craig were doing blow and Nicky's dad saw them and did nothing?

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This storyline really bothers me. Aside from it being an extremely douchey thing for Craig to do (and why would he want to be saddled with some silly, vindictive child anyway?), or that it makes me hope something bad happens to Nicky, it's so stupid. J threatened that cop with the recording of his teacher admitting she "raped" (statutorily) him on the cop's orders. That's the card he just played. So Smurf is going to turn around and allow one of her son's to "rape" Nicky in the same manner? That's just not smart and she's not that stupid. Craig might be but she's not. Not to mention, she's suspicious of J's loyalty so definitely let Craig bone his ex-gf. Dumb dumb storyline.

"She hasn't even read the books..." - Elliot_Alderson

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Misfitz, I agree. Yeah, at first I thought Nikki was lying about hooking up with Craig, but now we (and Paul) see her drugging it up with the man and sexing him, despite having been with J first. Pretty douchey on Uncle Craig's part, too. No respect, man.

Well, J's got a gun. I wonder into whose azz he'll bust a cap???

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Well, J's got a gun. I wonder into whose azz he'll bust a cap???

Hopefully Nikki's and not Craig's - for selfish reasons. 😉

"She hasn't even read the books..." - Elliot_Alderson

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Maybe she knows J's banging his teacher from Mama Smurf or even J and shes just getting a lil payback.

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Which still makes her a vindictive twat.

"She hasn't even read the books..." - Elliot_Alderson

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Don't be jelly.

18 is a good age if you can still get it .

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Of? I'm a woman and not into children. But good luck to you with your windowless van endeavors!

"She hasn't even read the books..." - Elliot_Alderson

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18 is fair game in all 50 states and all 69 positions.

BTW, when Mama Smurf gets done with her don't be surprised if shes a switch hitter.

Good luck with your old bull dyke endeavors.

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18 is fair game in all 50 states and all 69 positions.

- the quintessential, forever alone, creep. 

"She hasn't even read the books..." - Elliot_Alderson

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But its OK to refer to Nikki as a "vindictive twat" .


Your either jelly of her looks, shape or the fact that shes getting laid.

Prolly all 3.

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Yes, calling a fictional character that sleeps with her ex's uncle for revenge "vindictive" was so NOT okay, and obviously inaccurate to boot. 

You are as bright as you are fuckable. I realize this is no doubt the most puss-ttention you've ever gotten but I try not to indulge creeps too long so I'm afraid it's back to the creeper van for you, sweetheart.

"She hasn't even read the books..." - Elliot_Alderson

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There is of course female attention that NO dude wants and that would be from nasty azz fugly girls like them XXXXXXL Ghost Buster gals. I bet they are your type since Nikki isn't .

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Her dad said she is 16 in one episode.

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Of all the awful stuff that goes on in this series this was part that bothered me the most and I'm not sure why. The betrayal is just bad I can't believe J wouldn't shoot both of them in the head.

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