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Is this film okay for my 10 year old to watch


I don't mind him seeing breasts and buttocks. Just no pubic areas.

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One of the local elementary schools is taking the third grade class to the Tuesday afternoon showing for a field trip. The theater was really generous and is charging the kids only $2 bucks to get in. I heard a congregation for one of the churches here is going too, just to fill the rest of the seats. All in all, it should be a pretty rewarding experience.

You should be fine 

~Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable~

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You are so right, Ms. Stacy. All the church groups are going in my neighborhood and my goddaughter's kindergarten class plans to attend a post-nap screening next week. By the way, several pregnant women I know have already decided to expose their babies to a special in the womb screening for women who are about to give birth. The expectant mothers will sit in the front row with their tummies exposed. I think it will be thrilling.

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Well, that'll be a first. This movie will be giving babies rather than making them. I still say these single guys on here are missing out on a hot opportunity. If I was a young happenin' stud, I'd be standing outside the theater, holding the door or whatever I could for the women exiting that Jamie worked up. They should be able to clean up. Put on some expensive threads and polish up those baby whites, because it's ladies' night, fellas.
~Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable~

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To be honest, I never understood the hatred from men. Yes, the books are badly written pieces of trash. Yes, the movie will never win any awards except one massive one, it turns women on sexually. Any halfway decent looking guy who bathed recently and didn't smell like beer and pork rings could clean up.

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Hahaha, you had me at 'bathed recently'. That was really funny--and true! If I had to break down what I find most attractive in a man, it would have to be one who smells sexy. What that smell is, I haven't figured it out yet.

Last winter, when I was in Brooklyn, I was walking with a friend when this man walked passed us with a smile and quick hello. He smelled so good, I'm not even kidding. I was in mid-sentence when he walked by, and I abruptly stopped and turned around, now suddenly on auto pilot. We followed him two doors down into this restaurant, which, come to find out, the one he owns. But, I was too embarrassed to ask him what cologne he was wearing. Not even I could figure out a way to work that into a conversation, especially with his girlfriend sitting close by.

So, long story short---please, men, smell good if you want to get laid 

~Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable~

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To be honest, I never understood the hatred from men. Yes, the books are badly written pieces of trash. Yes, the movie will never win any awards except one massive one, the one for turning women on sexually. Any halfway decent looking guy who bathed recently and didn't smell like beer and pork rings could clean up.

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That is the funniest thing I've read in forever! I'm half asleep but just busted out laughing! Bravo!

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Maybe you can round up some Kindergartners while you are at it..

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Hi isundling, kindergartners and pre-schoolers have already purchased their tickets. I've heard there will be a special screening at the White House and the Vatican too. Isn't fabulous!

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Same crap joke as the first film.

Bravo, you unoriginal moron.

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yes he will love it just remember to take some Kleenex for him to to wipe his penis during the movie after he wanks about Dakota Johnson in the cinema

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The problem for some parents is not whether or not the kid sees breasts or butt or pubic area, but the "problem," if there be a problem, is a partial depiction of oral sex and 2 or 3 depictions of implied intercourse and one or two depictions of using foot and leg restraints to imply taking a woman without her directly saying yes first.

Now, there are kids in 5th grade who have some sex education and a 10 year old tends to be in 4th grade.

I suppose, ask the kid if he will be concerned . . . I don't think it is a problem, but there are 3 to 6 depictions of sex in the film and they might not appeal to him!

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Only if he's an incredibly stupid kid, then he will be fine.

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How has CPS not been called on you yet? Or maybe they have...

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