favourite part?

Vlad getting the computer to do his dark bidding.

The pan to the mirror during the Unholy Ball dance, with only two people of the large crowd showing.

The vampires using the computer to look up sunrise porn.

...just about every scene stated in this thread..

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the band scene. It is so hilarious!

"Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!"
"What are you bidding on?"
"I'm bidding on a table"

"We can look at her photos"
"Oh, yes"
"Or we could poke her"
....."yes!"

"I don't think she's a virgin if she's doing that"

First scene with the werewolves was pretty amazing
This movie is so great

"I love you. But I am your master now."

"I pray that you never have to meet...THE BEAST!"

(laying in casket, very serious) "THE BEEEEAST...." lmao

also...

"If you're going to kill someone on my nice antique couch you could at least put some newspaper on the floor or put some towels down. It's not hard to do!"

"We are vampires. We don't put down towels!"

"Well, some vampires do..." hahahahaha

Oh...and the chore wheel that hasn't changed for five years. >_<

Basically, too many favorite parts to pick just one.

omg totally agreed on every scenes with Petyr, he was just sitting there and I was dying of laughter. Also the scene where Stu is telling Vlad that he could poke people on facebook, the look on Vlad's face is jut priceless.

When Vlad found out that you can poke someone on Facebook. :D

The part in the house meeting when they're talking about the chores and Vlad says that when he dragged a body down the hallway, the floor looked clean behind it so he'd technically cleaned the floor.

Both werewolf encounters were hilarious.

The whole film was hilarious. I loved it!