Dat jane doe-The autopsy of Jane Dough review

SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING MOVIE

-lets get this out of the way first of all;
-jane doe is fit as fuck
-even when she's being autopsied by professer brian cox
-who, may i say, has put on loads of weight
-but pulls off a flawless american accent
-so this film is about brian cox and his son doing autopsies on dead people
-and they get a new one
-some girl named jane who, i repeat, is drop dead gorgeous
-and they guys start cutting into her and stuff and find all this crazy shit about her
-like she has the lungs of a lifelong smoker
-and her organs are all weird
-even her vagina is cut up
-jane must have really pissed someone off
-and that is what this film is about
-they're trying to find out the autopsy of jane dough
-so when they start cutting into her
-weird stuff starts happening
-like the radio starts playing some weird song
-and the cat starts spazzing out
-but jane is pretty good looking but also very much dead
-you could say she was drop dead gorgeous
-so we find out about professeur brian cox's past
-his wife died and some other depressing shit
-but yeah back to jane
-bloody loads of pubic hair!
-nothing wrong with that
-and so far the film is pretty interesting
-but at some point things start getting weird
-it all turns supernatural
-and its done in a random way so you don't know what the "rules" are
-hallucinations that end up physically harming the characters
-stuff like that
-and some of the dead people come back to life
-but it turns out one of the dead people is actually someones girlfriend
-unfortunatly for her she gets an axe to the face
-which is unintentionally funny
-and the some more weird shit happens
-and we find out her name is not jane but is salem and she's a witch
-dunno i stopped paying attention at this point
-and even though she's dead and gorgeous
-and some would even go as far as to say she's drop dead gorgeous
-she's not actually dead
-she's alive
-kinda
-and a proper psycho
-nice titties though

7/10