A Poll Only For Men!


Could you do Amy? Without any pharmaceuticals nor beer. Simple answers best.

He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.

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Only if my other two options were Melissa MCCarthy and Rebel Wilson.

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You know, Spirit,

Rebel is actually very pretty (so is Melissa, but I believe she is married). So you don't favor plus-sized women?

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I'm sure they don't favor him either, so this whole exercise is moot.

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Don't forget Oprah. I'd actually do Amy over Oprah, but only with a gun held to my head.

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not even then mate

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Favorite film(s) so far this year:
The Revenant (2015) - 10/10

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How could I do Amy if she keeps her pants on?

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She is decent enough looking and pretty much any hetero guy would do her if given the chance. Now, would any guy date her if she wasn't famous? There are a healthy number that would bang her, but not date her because she is a butterface.


"Gold buys a mans silence for a time. A bolt to the heart buys it forever"

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She is very cool as well as funny. She's a keeper in any respect!

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Your first and last sentence are in direct contradiction to one another.

She is decent enough looking and pretty much any hetero guy would do her if given the chance.


There are a healthy number that would bang her, but not date her because she is a butterface.


I also completely disagree with your last statement. I think she's adorable, personally. Never forget that beauty, like humor, is not objective.

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It's nice that Amy has worked so hard at developing and branding herself as a comedic talent only to have her worth devalued into topics such as this.

This is why I need Feminism.

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You can rail against it all you want, but the world is the way it is, and not just Amy is judged by her looks, we all are. People make snap judgements about your intellect, popularity, socio-economic status, social skills, etc. all based on your perceived physical attractiveness. You could be a super genius, but if you are fat an unkempt, people just seeing you will perceive you as stupid.


"Gold buys a mans silence for a time. A bolt to the heart buys it forever"

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You could be a super genius, but if you are fat an unkempt, people just seeing you will perceive you as stupid.


I heard Albert Einstein had this problem.

Oh wait.... no he didn't. My bad.

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Yet this topic is purely about looks.

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You could be a super genius, but if you are fat an unkempt, people just seeing you will perceive you as stupid.


Of course. I mean, nobody took Einstein seriously, right?

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Here's the issue, Amy Schumer wrote the script where all these attractive men are sleeping with her. That's why she is being judged. My very first thought when I started watching the film was that there is no way these guys would be with her. She's just not very attractive. It seems that many people had the same reaction.

I feel the exact same way when I see someone like Kevin James cast as the love interest of Lea Remini. It doesn't ring true.

Like it or not, we live in a society that judges looks very closely. Its very sad. I wish it were otherwise, but I don't think gender has a lot to do with it. Maybe this was the case in the past, but nowadays I believe women judge men's looks just as much if not more.

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Here's the issue, Amy Schumer wrote the script where all these attractive men are sleeping with her. That's why she is being judged. My very first thought when I started watching the film was that there is no way these guys would be with her. She's just not very attractive. It seems that many people had the same reaction.


1. In real life Amy dated Dolf Ziegler and her current boyfriend is hot.
2. As far as the movie goes, Cena is hot but the main guy, forget his name, is no big deal.
3. Don't you think women have been watching movies for decades going, "yeah like he could get her..." and when we criticized we were told, "well it's Hollywood, it's fantasy, it's not supposed to be realistic." Back at ya. Deal with it.

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Don't you think women have been watching movies for decades going, "yeah like he could get her..."


Yes, and that's exactly the point I'm making.

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Yes, and that's exactly the point I'm making.


okay..then why isn't the Kevin James and Adam Sandler boards flooded with angry women attacking their appearance like Schumer's is?

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I'd need to date her a few times first.

Snakes....I hate snakes

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Yes. Strangely, the heavier she gets the more I want her.

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No way in hell.

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Loveaid:

If your only other choice was Lena Dunham, would you change your mind about Amy?

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What a horrifying dilemma. Schumer, she might be fat but she's not absolutely disgusting like Dunham.

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Kast09 couldn't have said it better,my thoughts exactly.Of course I would if my only other choice was LD.

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LD will give you candy afterwards though!

Like how she bribed her little sister for kisses and other favors with candy, according to her book.

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I'll decline...No candy is sweet enough to compensate for the bitterness of sexually interacting with her...ew...

Anyway,shouldn't she be in prison for child molestation?

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You'd think so. Apparently she's connected enough or admitted that her biography was not actually... a biography.

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I doubt she just lays there, so why would you pass that up?

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