I haven't had sex, or rode a bike...
or watched BCS in so long that I can't remember how.
With like 6 episodes every two years, it's kind of hard to remember what the hell is going on. Totally clueless about where the clitoris is or what Saul did that was even so bad and how Lenny/Squiggy (can't remember his name, either) found out about it.
Commiserate.