John Rick REVIEW

Jon Wick AKA Keanu Reeves


-john wick is about a man named john wick who lives in an expensive apartment

-but john wick is all sad cos his wife died

-but then someones knocks on his door

-and its the dog delivery service

-i didnt know you could have dogs delivered to your door

-sometimes i treat myself to dominoes but you'd have to be a madman to order a live dog

-so john rick gets this dog and its from his dead wife

-and shes all like;

-"omg jon i died but heres a dog for u hehe lol"

-and john's like "wtf this is some fucked up shit but ill go along with it"

-so john now hangs out with a doggo and lifes going a bit better

-but then that faggot theon comes along and murders his dog

-for literally no reason other than john refusing to sell his car to him

-and this all happens within the first 10 minutes

-the rest of the film is john racking up a massive killstreak

-his KDA is like 45-0-0

-thats about it really

-not bad


7/10