It's a shame to see K.R. act in such garbage.
The only things noteworthy were 3 nice cars and a couple of cute dogs.
The other 100 minutes were filled with a shallow and utterly unrealistic plot and boring action.
1/10 (and that's because I like dogs).
See Eastern promise if you want a 1/2 decent flick.
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I loved it too!!! It was a super fun movie. And Keanu Reeves NEVER AGES!!!! It kills me he looks no older than when Speed came out๐๐๐ lucky duck๐๐๐
shareYou loved this shallow movie just because you wanna boink Keanu and you have the mind of a horny teenager without a brain. Go get a brain, grow up, stop being so shallow, materialistic.
shareMaybe she is a horny teenager? It's a fun film. Keanu reeves is good looking and I can imagine him being attractive to plenty of people. Lighten up.
shareAre you gay? Being good looking isn't the most important, but what's inside, essence. Grow up, shallow person.
shareYou loved this shallow movie just because you wanna boink Keanu and you have the mind of a horny teenager without a brain. Go get a brain, grow up, stop being so shallow, materialistic.
In less than six sentences across just two messages,
you managed to call someone...
stupid
horny
shallow
materialistic
and again shallow.
Then you say they need to "grow up"? Just curious, but can you even hear yourself?
And over John Wick? Go find a purpose in life for God's sake!
nunoanos1 wrote:-
Are you gay? Being good looking isn't the most important, but what's inside, essence. Grow up, shallow person.
nunoanjos1 wrote:-
You loved this shallow movie just because you wanna boink Keanu and you have the mind of a horny teenager without a brain. Go get a brain, grow up, stop being so shallow, materialistic.
Nope, that's just the truth, and this is the internet, if you wanna be a hypocrite and a white knight, I suggest you go and get some honesty.
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Nope, that's just the truth, and this is the internet, if you wanna be a hypocrite and a white knight, I suggest you go and get some honesty.
nunoanjos1 you gave the movie "Superfast" a rating of 8. Are you kidding me? A poor man's Fast and Furious gets an 8?
Ya cuz it's hilarious. You are wrong, it's not a poor man's Fast and Furious, it's not trying to be, IT'S A SPOOF. Do you know what a spoof is? Do you even know what a comedy is? It's supposed to make people laugh and Superfast made me laugh hard so it's a good comedy. I don't think you know what a comedy is, you only gave Anchorman 6??!?!?! One of the best comedies out there lol what's wrong with you?
shareYou're comparing this to a Cronenberg movie? Why?
shareI agree. It was literally one of the dumbest films I have seen all year, written by Keanu Reeves stunt doubles. Just amazing depth really. I was bored within 5 minutes and correctly guessed the entire plot. Horrible 3/10.
shareThis movie was about style, not substance. Well, a little substance, because it had some pretty interesting world-building. It's not a realistic cop drama. And it's not Die Hard either. So yeah.
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Welcome to the Internet, where people insult each other for no reason
I thought it a good romp.
I was bored within 5 minutes and correctly guessed the entire plot. Horrible 3/10.If only there was a way to test these assertions. They literally have to be the the most over/misused claim on the board. share
So go watch eastern promises. Why come here at all?
shareI loved Eastern Promises ( yes, it's Eastern Promises ), and I loved John Wick as well. Two excellent movies that are both successful within their genre types. The two have no right being compared, as they're both completely different types of movies. John Wick is actually one of the most unpretentious and straight-froward action flicks I've seen in a long time, and for that alone if nothing else, it deserves high praise.
SPIRAL OUT!........KEEP GOING!
one of the most unpretentious and straight-froward action flicks I've seen in a long time
It's shame your review was such garbage.
share'Abismal'?
So is your spelling.
Yep, I didn't even like Eastern Promises that much, but it was a far superior film to this piece of garbage. I think Viggo Mortensen might have even won the Oscar in that film. If the Oscars were even remotely associated with "John Wick" it would become one of the most worthless awards in cinematic history, just like this garbage film, written by two stunt men who happened to be Keanu Reeves stunt doubles.
You are garbage.
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