Rey has no parents


Since Anakin has no father, JJ Abrams and Kasdan thought they would need to go further with Mary Sue, because anything man can do, feminist can do better. She would have no father and no mother either. These guys aren't very smart and they didn't see the problem that they created and let Rian Johnson deal with it. Some rumours says she was born from a cactus in the Jakku desert...or maybe that weird tree. Either way, stupidity at levels never seen before.

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Her grand father was Emperor Palpatine

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Bingo!!

How did you know this before even The Last Jedi had been released?!

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Sure she has: most likely scenario right now is Jyn Erso in combination with that RO-guy who got the hots for her. They will likely survive RO. Other option: Luke is the daddy as implied in TFA, but that would be too lame,
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but that would be too lame

That is the least of Disney's problem

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Her mother will be... whoever it is that Laura Dern is being cast as in Episode 8.

I figure she'll be the Disney/Jar Jar-fied version of Mara Jade. Just like Jyn Erso is a knock off version of Jan Ors from the Outcast games.


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Very possible if we are touring speculation land. Laura Dern would be very much on the nose though, and she sounds like a blond herring - remember this is not an JJ hack-effort, R Johnson is writing (not an accomplished writer, but solid so far).
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I think Rey is like Anakin Force conceived The medichlroians are trying with a female this time

OR MAYBE SHES A REVERSE VAMPIRE

At any rate we'll just have to wait and see

The way we did in the eighties

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At any rate we'll just have to wait and see

The way e did in the eighties


Yes we will, and that's the best part!

"But I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now"

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She would have no father and no mother either.
Did you not notice the part where she says she needs to get back to Jakku because she's waiting for her family to return? You trolls are missing so many elementary bits, it's a wonder you don't see how pathetic you are.

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I didn't notice the part where we see her family.

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