No iconic musical theme, no Mexican setting with Bandidos, typical "rich white guy" villains.

Far more charismatic people than the previous. Though I like the original very much, they are different movies. The 7 Samurai is a different movie. Disregard it. The music is perfectly fine. The Coburn knife throw scene is good but no better than any other.

I'm sorry that you have a beef against Hispanic people and that "Rich white guys" are awesome. I think they're great too. I remember the time that Mexican Banditos screwed over my family, oh wait, I got that wrong. It was rich white guys the screwed my housing, screwed my retirement, screwed up everything in this current world we live in. I thought it was banditos but I guess I was wrong.

Common dude, we're not crapping on Hispanic people any more. Get with the times. Let's blame everything on Aleutian Islanders now. That sounds fun.

If you have a beef with Denzel, I'm sorry. He does a good job. I would warrant that he does a better job than Brynner for the character he's playing. I say this because I love Yul Brynner, but I think Denzel plays the character he was asked to. Yul Brynner is kind of a one trick pony.

Say what you want about Chris Pratt but the line about one eyed jacks sells the entire character. I also have good luck with one eyed jacks. Also red 2's in my case.