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Notice all the negative reviews are from jealous men?

posted 9 years ago by kiez120
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These men are jealous. They will never have the money, looks, power or sex stamina like Christian or the actor playing Christian. So, these men insult the film, the story, the acting. Give the movie a low rating. Say insulting comments like:

"Sitting in my seat at the theatre surrounded by parhetic , horny women giggling. None of these women at the theatre could snag a rich man like him anyways"

Wtf! Like any of you men watching your 20 hours a week of disgusting porn can get any of those women.

Can't us women just have our Christian grey "erotica" without your stupid comments and penis envy?

And if youre a women reading this, before you say I hated the movie too. Im not talking about you, I'm talking about the men.

[–] isundling 9 years ago

Yes...I noticed it big time and was not surprised...when I was reading and posting on the 2 Magic Mike movies...the same,old, tiresome comments...I guess size does matter...to men...for me, I just want a good love story..adult love story...and we will really get that in Darker and Freed....YaY..I saw the movie many times, and never had giggling women in the audience...lots of sighs...no giggles.

[–] april_l 9 years ago

I saw the movie many times, and never had giggling women in the audience

Do women giggle at movies? Been an adult for several years now and have seen a lot of movies and I can't recall any women giggling. Teenage girls, yeah but adults?

I didn't see this at the theater but I did see a couple of Twilight movies at one and the only giggling was teenagers lol

[–] stacy0912 9 years ago

A friend and I saw this a couple of weeks after it was out and we were definitely laughing at certain parts. There were only a few other people in the theater and they must've seen it before because they'd laugh right before a particular line was coming.

I just remember laughing at the scene when he was in her bedroom, then suddenly he flipped her around and smacked her @ss, and we immediately stopped laughing. We were like, 'okay, that was pretty hot.' I think that was the hottest part in the whole movie.

~Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable~

[–] isundling 9 years ago

The elevator scene was pretty hot...the first time in the Red Room...Crazy in Love...hotter..there were never any teens the times I saw the movie.

[–] stacy0912 9 years ago

No teens in mine either. I saw it during the day, in the middle of the week. One tiny part of the red room scene was hot--a two second moment. It was interesting, and not boring, but I felt more like a creepy observer rather than putting myself there. Maybe that's part of the problem. I want to feel as if I'm the character when watching something like this. Feel her highs and lows, but the movie fails to bring me along. No emotional investment.

That's one of a few things the books got right.

Rather, I'm watching two people awkwardly maneuver around love. I feel like I'm intruding on their private lives, and at any moment, I may get arrested for being so pervy.

~Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable~

[–] april_l 9 years ago

I guess I define giggling as something a little different than laughing (if that makes any sense).

I don't see many romance movies at theaters so it's quite possible that a lot of women do and I'm just oblivious to it lol

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[–] cyandrew 9 years ago

You do realize that just by making this thread you're doing the exact same thing right? You're making a broad sweeping generalized judgmental statement towards an an entire group of people... So much for progress...

[–] kiez120 9 years ago

Boing.....flip

[–] sage2112 9 years ago

Well what I liked about the movie is that it does solidify for me that in real life a lot of women are some mixed up messes.

I actually hear women say that they're looking to have a FSOG-type experience. Oh really? You want to fall for a guy and discover he's a nutcake and that he's not at all what you want after all? Yep that makes a lot of sense.

[–] LetsDriveSomewhere 9 years ago

I think women who say they're looking for a "FSOG-type experience" are saying they would like to be kept in a luxurious abode, lavished with expensive gifts, taken on romantic dates, and dominated sexually by a man who seeks to please her, without the added burden of having to provide him with any emotional support.

You think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language.

[–] lyrebon 9 years ago

So shallow people then.

[–] sage2112 9 years ago

Well I'm envious of his success and money - although I've done pretty well in those areas. Not nearly as well as him, though. But I don't think I'm jealous of a nutcake who needs to control and belittle women and hates himself for it. Mainly that last part - I wouldn't want to hurt all the time inside and hate myself, for anything.

Or maybe I'm just not getting what he's all about. So no, you moron, I think there's a ton of guys out there who aren't jealous at all of this sick character.

[–] karsu51 9 years ago

Well said, sage2112.

[–] jamesl9 9 years ago

Excellent post. Nailed it from beginning to end. Bunch of angry insecure beta males.

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[–] ndirish5567 9 years ago

What in the hell are you babbling about?

First of all, he's a fictional character. [so a retarded person understands voice] FIC-TION-AL CHAR-AC-TAR[/end voice]

I saw no penis in the movie. Was there a 14" horse cock I missed? If so, awesome for him. I have no clue what that has to do with guys watching the movie.

Power? The dude looked like he could be broken over my knee, literally.

Otherwise, he was a good looking dude (and I'm a guy) and I didn't think about anything you just wrote. You write the movie or something? You seem personally hurt.

It was a dog crap movie. You talk about porn. I've seen better writing in a porn movie. Both actors were stiff. The movie was supposed to turn you on. I sat there watching it wondering when it was going to end so I could watch the damn Fishing Channel.

Penis envy? Where was this penis in the movie you keep talking about? Are you seeing penises? I think someone put LSD in your drink.

The movie just sucked. If you were one of the women finger-banging yourself in public to it, I'm glad you liked it. It's got a 4/10 rating because most people understood it sucked.

I've got an office full of 11 women and 9 of the 11 told me it was horrible. They were right. I guess they have penis envy? Vagina envy? I'm completely confused.