Horrible Movie


Zero voice talent.
Cliche after cliche.
Utterly stupid (not in a funny way) story by the worst writer in the galaxy.

There were little kids in the theater, and not even they were laughing.

What I truly wanted to say when this movie ended was a two-word expletive, loudly, into the writer's and director's ears.

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I'm so sad to agree with you (b/c I LOVED Despicable Me) but this was just awful!!!

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Seriously?

I would like to know what films you like, if you think this was so bad. Remember there was a time when people thought animation like Scooby Doo was entertaining? Nowadays we have the luxury to watch high quality, well written, well made animation, and because we're so incredibly spoiled we pfffff at it.

I just watched Minions, I knew a lot of people hate the film, I expected it to fail, I was totally surprised by how fun the beginning was, and I was still afraid it's gonna go sour very fast. It didn't! It's fun, funny, well written, very visual, it's got charming characters, spectacular animation, amazing rendering! This is visual entertainment at its best.

You know what people like you deserve? And I'm sorry I'm picking on you, but you're a very good example of a spoiled brat, and you do deserve to live in a post-apocalyptic world, or even nowadays Amazon or Congo, where even finding clean drinking water is a challenge. Maybe you'd appreciate a bit more the good old times when you were a brat, spoiled beyond belief.

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So, uh, jah9000, what's it like not having a soul?

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