Things you'll never hear these characters say

Gabby: I'm gonna quit firefighting and become a nurse!

Matt: I'm gay and me and Kelly have been butt buddies for a long time, we just use these chicks as our beards! Surprise! Sorry Dawson but Kelly's mine now.

Kelly: I'm gay and me and Matt have been butt buddies for a long time, we just use these chicks as our beards! Surprise! Sorry ladies but Matt's mine now.

Boden: (telling a funny joke and laughing hysterically)

Herrmann: I'm gonna sell Molly's and turn it into a bridal boutique!


What do you think Brett, Jimmy, Mouch, Cruz, or Otis would never ever say?

LOL I wish Matt and Kelly would all of a sudden be gay. But I guess the writers would get a ton of angry tweets, but it IS 2016 people!

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