You need something sturdier, like Bounty or Brawny. With a Kleenex, it'll seep through and glue to your junk, especially with the earlier loads. Plus you can't just dispose it in the trash can. For a guy who had an immaculate apartment, you'd think it would go into the toilet bowl. That s**t smells.
shareYes. That was SO stupid. Who would throw the Kleenex full of cum into a bin like that? Who would do that? Nobody, especially if you have such a Patrick Bateman-esque apartment. Use something better and flush it down the toilet!
shareAnd why did they sound like a crumpled piece of notebook paper when they hit the basket?
shareWTF is wrong with some of you guys?
Go buy some Astroglide ($8, lasts a month) and whack off with your bare hand. Blow your load, wipe it off with toilet paper and flush.... rinse off using the sink.
The *beep* is this warm washcloth, towels, latex gloves, etc.?
haha...OP is right, paper towels are MUCH better...NOT kleenex. Not at ALL!
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Im gonna punch you in the cooter, I swear to God!