I'm sorry but Kleenex won't do it
You need something sturdier, like Bounty or Brawny. With a Kleenex, it'll seep through and glue to your junk, especially with the earlier loads. Plus you can't just dispose it in the trash can. For a guy who had an immaculate apartment, you'd think it would go into the toilet bowl. That s**t smells.
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