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So what is the lesson learned watching this movie?


That wealthy people choose themselves over you in a natural disaster.

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When the earth be quakin', titties be shakin'

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Asians are made to be sacrificed at the altar of young white flesh.

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> Tsunamis go toward the epicenter of an earthquake, not away from it.
> Glass shards get bigger when it's time to remove them from your leg.
> IMDb ratings go way up when a skimpy clingy shirt gets wet.
> After massive earthquake & tsunami kills millions the bodies disappear.
> A brain can be deprived of oxygen for at least 15 minutes with no damage.
> Unfurling a large US flag in slow motion pretty much means problem-solved.

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Agreed.

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No one ever leaves Blake Gaines. Ever. If Blake Gaines is in trouble, you better be willing to die trying to rescue her. Quoth the tiger momma.

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To stop watching Hollywood garbage.

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