Now if only this movie would boost my Ford stock.
Buy, buy, buy!!!
shareWell, you're already a food for investing in Ford.
shareOh honey, I've essentially doubled my money over the past decade in dividends alone. Who's the food now?
shareYou're the fool, given that you would have made more by just investing in a index fund.
shareWell look who's driving whilst looking through the rearview mirror! Any other BRILLIANT stock tips you can give me looking through that thing!? Idiot. I'm very happy with 10% yearly returns. Show me a savings account that pays anywhere near that.
shareOh honey, I've essentially doubled my money over the past decade in dividends alone. Who's the food now?