'He say you brade runnah.'

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.c-beams glittering in the dark near the Tanshauer gate.All those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain.time to die.

You no come here! Irregal!

I've seen stuff that'd blow you people's minds.

Flamin' attack ships, man. Puttin' the burn on Orion's shoulder.
That's right. Yep, seen it. Witnessed. Not even kidding.

Wanna know what else? ... Ever heard of C-beams?
You know, C-beams. Yeah, they uh, they basically glitter in the dark.
Yeah, well, I've seen those too. Mm-hmm. Yup, seen 'em myself.
Not far from the Tannhäuser Gate, actually.

True story. ... But hey, you know, all those kinds of moments,
they can get like, uh, sorta like lost in time, am I right?
Kinda like, uh, like tears in rain, basically.

... Anybody know what time it is?

If only you could see what I have seen with your eyes.

"You ever buy snakes from the Egyptian, Taffy?"
"All the time, pal"

I suspect the problem is that you have too many paperclips up your nose

A new life awaits you in the Off-world colonies!
A chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure! 

Lo fa, ne-ko shi-ma, de va-ja Blade... Blade Runner.

(translating Commander Gaff Adama's City Speak: "Ah, don't *beep* me, man, you're the Blade... Blade Runner!")

We watch the same trailer?

Whatever you are, be a good one.