Best quotes?


What are some of your favorite quotes from LA NOIRE?

Mine are:

"His name may be dog sh!t, but there aint none on his hands!"



(Rusty about Cole after his affair with Elsa gets out.)





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'There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't/'
Priceless.

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"An Irish man, a Brit, and a Scot all walk into a bar. The bartender says: what, is this some kind of a joke?"

"Three clowns walk into a bar... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it."

Jake Meridius Conhale, at your service!

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That quote about *beep* is Herschel Biggs, not Rusty.

I liked everything the partners said, but when Roy rambled off about Cole on his arm being like a "fat broad with a five o'clock shadow" I paused the game to have a good laugh.

TRON: Tough as nails, yet smooth as silk.

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when cole went on roy after courtney died, i was very happy to see roy put in his place

"We are in the business of killing people, and Business is good."

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"Sometimes you just gotta shake the tree and see what falls out." -Cole Phelps

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When Cole and Biggs are shaking down the gas fitter who admits he burned down his ex-wife's house Biggs pats him on the shoulder and says something like "Sorry about that thing earlier, you didn't the right thing."

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We've met before, haven't we?

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Best delivered line has to be Cole blowing his top at Roy "You say one more word about him and I will blow your *beep* head off!" Hugely impressed by that.

"Formerly Big Boy Bates"

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"You dirty old hag - YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE THE KILLER JUST CONFESS ALREADY BEFORE I BEAT YOU!" - Cole Phelps on doubting things

Honestly though, going back to my earlier point, I do think that signatures are confusing as hell.

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Aw man, the final war flashback, "STOP THE GODDAMN SCREAMING!" gave me the absolute goosebumps. So did, "Touche, detective" by McCaffery, and as well as everyone's favorite of Phelps yelling at Earle.

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Loved the random people that would say 'beer makes you see double, but makes you feel single.'




"http://chevelleonline.net";

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"Holy Toledo!"

(A bowling alley mechanic in one of the Free Roam missions, right after I saved his life by shooting the robber who was holding a gun to his head.)

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"Nice move telling old sweetlips in there about her friend taking the big jump til we were half out the door. Very smooth" Roy Earle.

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Random people you pass will sometimes say this one:

"Never get into a fight with ugly people. They've got nothing to lose."

Cracks me up every time.

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