- They never cut the hair of people in comas
- Entire regions leveled by tsunamis and massive waves of debris leave nice convenient paths that can still be driven through, especially by annoying teenagers
- Always put your president, top elected officials and commanders in the same, obviously important target. Especially at NORAD, which got leveled during the last invasion.
- Judd Hirsh is like a homing pigeon during epic, global disasters.
- You must ALWAYS save the damn dog.
- The same government that normally can't fill in a pot hole in 20 years can rebuild entire cities that were leveled to the ground with millions dead.
- You MUST have "cute" kids in your big budget sci-fi movie, no matter how F'n annoying they always are.
- People coming out of decades long comas do so all at once, with normal muscle strength, clear minds, and pop up like they're going to do the Michigan J Frog dance.
- Getting punched full force right in the face doesn't cause dizziness, bruising, swelling or bleeding.
- It takes the US government 20 years to get around to having a close look at the one giant alien craft that landed intact. Wait... I guess that's kind of believable...
- Dying people always are able to finish what they're saying and never mumble nonsense or die mid sentence, even with big bloody holes in their chests.
- Sure, blow up that unknown alien spacecraft which is totally different from the enemy and hasn't made any hostile moves. Hey, what could go wrong?
- Dig out planetary cores for fuel rather than derive energy from that massive star nearby
- The alien with technology capable of taking on the enemy will get its ass kicked by probably outdated weapons only recently figured out by the humans
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