Apology to the British


Stupid thing, to call being British a flaw. That movie "Love Actually" exaggerated the power of the British accent but it wasn't completely off. I mean when a girl/woman has that accent, it automatically adds 1.5 points to the 1-10 scale for attractiveness. Reverse those numbers for New York & New Jersey accents:-) I would think that English, Irish, Scots & Australians get a bonus for their accents and would receive warm welcomes in the US.
Anyway, please don't think the people in the US see it as a "flaw", quite the opposite.

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Yes, there is nothing about someone being British that would be seen as a flaw in my opinion.

Even if Tuck's accent wasn't yummy, just him being British is not something I would see as a flaw.

Frankly I could not see a flaw with his character. Except that he was attracted to her.

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Yes, there is nothing about someone being British that would be seen as a flaw in my opinion.

Not even the fact that all English males are gay?


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Apology accepted, even though there's no need - most of us have thick enough skins to be able to take a joke!






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Howlin Wolf said->>
Apology accepted, even though there's no need - most of us have thick enough skins to be able to take a joke!
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Again I mean no offense and love the British accent but some of those words y'all use like "whilst" cracks me up. That word is never used over here in the colony. I suppose it got lost when we started drinking coffee instead of tea when you taxed it out of our budget. I have to say during my month's visit to the mudderland 10 years ago I never heard that word spoken in conversations. There are a few other words and sayings but that one stands out to me.

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Ironically, that's a quote from an American movie!

I wouldn't use it in conversation, either... but it is considered to be 'proper' English.







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Oh yes. Us funny English and our funny English language.

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Lor18 said->> Oh yes. Us funny English and our funny English language. <<

Actually, my spoken language usually called "Deep South English" or "Southern English" is even funnier. I was raised in Miami and kind of spoke a Northern/Southern mix but moved 600 miles to northwest Florida where they still have a "real" southern drawl and after about 35 years of being up here now have lost any northern accent. When I first moved here I had some trouble understanding them. In fact, when I visited New York City a few years ago some guy in an elevator asked us to "speak" some more for them. Semi-jokingly, I put out my hand like asking for a handout and everyone laughed.

In my month long visit in England near Oxford I kept the pub crowd laughing at my accent. I can turn it off though and usually do when speaking to Yankees from the "narth". The Boston area crowd is really strange. For example, when they say, "I'm going to the party in my car." It sounds like, "I'm goin' to the potty in my caw."

I've heard that y'all have a number of different dialects but they all sound the same to me except for the Cockney speaking crowd which I can't understand at all and use sub-titles in films that have Cockney sounding slang. My ancestors were named "Raglan" and came from Wales (to Virginia in 1670) and they have their own language but the ones I spoke with knew English.

Americans with ancestry that go back 150 years or so have a high regard for the motherland although it seems that many on these boards don't. I think many of them resent the historical imperialism of the Empire but few present day countries have a good record when it comes to expansionism years ago.


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When do we ever say 'whilst' in normal conversation???

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Are people really that clueless as to the meaning of that joke? It has nothing to do with his accent. It has to do with his penis. European men are not circumsized, which turns off many American women because they have grown up with the penis looking a certain way.

Women are use to a penis with a turtle neck and are often freaked out when presented with an uncircumsized penis. That is all there is to the joke.

There’s no one on IMDB I care enough for to use spell check- suck it grammar Nazis

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"Are people really that clueless as to the meaning of that joke?"


Yes, VERY clueless when it comes to that subject.

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WTF? Circumcision in the U.S? I've never heard of it! Is it something people don't talk about? I've never seen an American movie where they would talk about it. I had to google it and just read that the U.S is the only place in the world where baby boys are circumcised for non-religious reasons. I thought religion was the only reason for circumcision (Judaism and Islam). I must say I'm very surprised and wonder how the hell this got to be the norm in a Western country (not that I'm against it). I just find it very odd..

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Its been mentioned in several movies, and I think a sitcom or two, but right now I cant think of one that'll prove my point, sorry, but it is an recurring "joke" that I've seen in several romcoms/sitcoms. But I'm with you, I find it odd that "all" American men are circumcised too, regardless of religion.

And yeah this thread is a bit of a pointless apology seeing as the joke had nothing to do with accents!

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I'm English and sadly my accent sounds like a pirate/farmer. You all have some mad generalisations about British accents. We don't all sound like we live in a mansion and eat gold for breakfast y'know.

I don't know why I'm arguing that British accents aren't sexy!

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"You all have some mad generalisations about British accents. We don't all sound like we live in a mansion and eat gold for breakfast y'know."


Of course I'm generalizing, but I still think there's a general validity in what I'm saying.
Even your "pirate/farmer" accent would be included. Here's a further generalization based solely on my own opinion: I think Americans love/like ALL of the British accents.
Face it Lor18, we like you.

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You could have a Cockney accent so thick that it was totally non-understandable to anybody else but another Cockney, and we Americans are still going to think that it's utterly sexy! In fact, that high-brow, snooty, upper-crust English accent isn't as sexy as say a rougher one, because it tends to make the guys sound like they're gay even when they're not. Face it - Americans are Anglophiles. Many British do not return the favor, we know that - but it doesn't matter. There's just something about a pasty, slightly inbred man with a somewhat musical sounding foreign accent that really gets our cranks turning... XD

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Here is my thought: Tuck didn't have any flaw, so they just made up one.

-- Not every girl is a princess, some of them are witches.

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Dextrousleftie - are you including the Scouse accent in this American love all accents argument of yours. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHfIAoF8gEc

(Scouse = People from Liverpool, that place that the Beatles come from )

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As in, "I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key"?

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Mind u im english and i didn't like the love actually type english accents thought it was to much if some1 walked into a pub by me and spoke like that everyone would look at them like where the *beep* did u come from lol , Watch Full Monty or sumat lol

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It's not the accent, it's the gnarly teeth in their mouths :)

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I'm assuming it was just a joke because most American women like British accents. You don't need to apologize, so ridiculous. I'm sure the British don't give a crap what some chick in a movie thinks of them. It was probably just a preference that the character had in the movie.

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*beep* Britain

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