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Europeans and Australians can't make good movies


Their movies are all boring. Lame comedies, lame actions, lame dramas, lame horrors, lame, lame, lame, chavs, chavs, chavs. They definitely can't compare to Hollywood. Movies from Europe are usually either about young kids running around doing stupid shiet like the recent Heartless, Sket and his one of course. Then the older ones like Green Street Hooligans, Dean Man Running, Neds, Trainspotting, The Business, Cashback, Human Traffic, etc. Same crap over and over sex, drugs, violence, yelling and swearing with accents. Then the other kinds are Notting Hill type movies. The horrors are somewhat watchable but they are still about the youngsters running around doing stupid shiet. Kill them all off. Australians don't fare any better. Time for the countries to allocates some budget for big movie studios. The Asian countries can at least make cool action and some cool effects.

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Don't mind him, a quick perusal of his profile either shows him to be a troll or really one of the most unfortunately bestowed people in the mental department I've come across in a fair while

Recent pearlers of his include 'Jeopardy is sexist' and an extended defence of the band Nickelback. Shoot for the stars dude.

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Oh is that so? People dont like to talk about the hard topics so I have to bring them up. I discuss all things thank you. Not my fault you guys can't make cool movies like we can. And spare all that crap about Transformers, Twilight, Avatar, GIJoe, being our great movies. I heard it all before. We make all kinds.

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Hello Amerifag. Go pour some more cholesterol in your arteries and keep your opinions for yourself. Every once a while you crap out something decent. Otherwise, Hollywood is just a sick circus and you're a sick freak. By the way, I'm sorry about the small penis but don't overcompensate with your mouth. It's pathetic.

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wow that's original, typical european elitist, you guys can't create good action movies, what's the deal? the wars ended years ago, stop using that as an excuse, Japan and China make better movies

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Americans are always helping people in other countries like Europe, Asia, Africa, South America, etc. whether from the government, churches or individual like for this cause http://www.stellasvoice.org/. Europeans don't help nor can they make movies. Shame.

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How is it that the Asians make better horror movies than the Europeans and Aussies? Japanese, Chinese, Thai, Koreans..........

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Maybe

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Pretty much anyone make better movies than americans anyway, so whats your deal?

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Pretty much anyone make better movies than americans anyway, so whats your deal?

clearly your mother dropped you on your head a few too many times.

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dumbass

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Yeah yeah, we dont care for originality. It's overrated. We want what's fun and entertaining. And no one cares for those movies you listed. They are boring as hell. We'll give a pass for Shaun. And Great Escape is US made dummy. Where are your cool action movies like Terminator, X-Men and Spider-Man? There's no law that said we can't do remakes and reboots. We are in the business to make money. Maybe if you guys make more money then you'd have a big movie industry.

Without the US there wouldn't be a Bond series. Stop calling it your own just because the character is British. And what about what I said that Asians have bigger movie industries and make better movies than Europeans and Australians? Action and horror. No one cares about Largo Winch.

And it's not trolling just because you dont like what you read. People dont want to admit the truth. Shame.

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Yusssss. The girl with the dragon tattoo, Shameless, and countless other english and european movies and TV series ripped off and remade by the yanks. Lets not forget the Bastard yanks have 6 times the population of the UK so it goes without saying thats for every couple of hundred *beep* movies they produce they are gonna find a gem in there somewhere. The OP just sounds like a typical elitist yank that doesnt like anything not 100% american made. Sad reality is the US is in debt to the chinese. Take away all that money and they would never be able to stand on their own two feet. Lets not forget the Yanks were from the UK in the first place but they took the US by force. The Australians were a bunch of convicts from the UK who were sent there as punishment and florished. The UK and Australia have earnt everything they have so go choke on a fat one OP

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Idiots all over. Europeans want to believe their stuff is great. They always like to brag that it's their own and no US influence and get really elitist when the US remakes their movies. Well they can't remake US movies that's for sure.

Where are the cool sports movies in Europe? No cool animations either. Lame. This karl-s guy has never been anywhere than his home town. No knowledge of movies.

And I like stuff from Asia thank you. They make cool action and even better comedies. Russia had those two idiotic movies Night Watch and Day Watch. Even the Indians make better movies than Euro and Aussie. Bollywood can be more fun to watch.

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Make some cool movies like Avatar dammit.

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you all can't admit, no Indian Jones type movies for you

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Our 80s movies are better than anything you ever make. Name us some good action movies you've made. I saw The Island the other day and it had great action effects. And watching those Asian movies subbed or dubbed is beside the point. Asians make better movies than you.

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Wow dude. You are a mongoloid. I imagine that any of the "European and Australian" films to which you are referring were most likely totally original and extremely well made which is why you were not able to enjoy them. Did they make your brain hurt, little baby? I see from past comments that you've made that you only watch terrible mega budget hollywood trash which absolutely explains it all. You are a sheep. You only enjoy things that everybody else tells you to enjoy. You have no independent thought whatsoever. You are a tool. It must be painful and lonely to be so totally close-minded and ignorant. You obviously can only be entertained by loud noises and lots of flashing colors and things blowing up and people getting their asses kicked. Am i right? I'm right. I feel sorry for you, my pathetic fellow American. You suck.


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Another idiot. No one can ever list a cool action movie from Europe or Australia. Same some Indiana Jones movies or Mad Max, Jaws, Star Wars, Close Enounter of Third Kind, Rebel Without a Cause, Ben Hur, Legend, Princess Bride.....I look forward to going to those countries but not to talk about their movies. And I am actually a superloid thank you. Yeah all your movies are so brilliant. Just lame talking and over used of sex and violence.

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You're right. America makes better action movies that Europe and Australia. That can't be argued with. What can be questioned, however, is your insistence that action movies are the only movies that matter.

You mean, the only movies that matter TO YOU.

But let's take a look at the troupes of the American action genre, shall we?

- The protagonist is invariably immature at the start, usually shirking his responsibilities to family and friends and selfishly clinging to his own self-serving point of view.

- During the course of the film the protagonist undergoes a series of tests that set him on the road to maturity.

- By the end of the film, the protagonist has learnt that being selfish and immature are bad things, and they change.

- Happily Ever After.

So, you've seen all those American action films - but you haven't learnt a thing, have you OP? Think about it...


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I missed this post so here's my reply. I like action movie the most but I also watch all kinds. Of course the US is the only place that can make great action. And since drama is not my favorite genre, should I watch the drama movies from other countries first? I don't go out of my way to watch the dramas in the US so why should I watch the only kinds of movies(drama and dumb comedies) foreigners can make like Europe and Australia. I dont always have to watch drama to make people think I am very serious and so deep. I watch movies to have fun and laugh. At least the Asians can make cool action.

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Mad max is Australian dumb arse.

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yeah i'll give you that but we have Back to the Future, anything cool like that from Australia and Europe? shame

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The idea came, from the ideas of HG Wells who was..................drumroll.......British, and as much as I love back to the future, it isn't a patch on the time machine story wise.

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yeah right, HG Wells didn't compete for you guys in the Olympics, shame

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yeah right, HG Wells didn't compete for you guys in the Olympics, shame


Christ you're a moron.

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not as much as you and your prime minister, get out of europe you dolt, that's where the real travel begins

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What a turd you are. Unlike you troll, I have actually lived in another country, you sadly will never move out of mummy's trailer. Sad.

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Oh right one country over in Europe is real special. We do the real traveling here and everywhere. You are a joke like your country. Any why do you have to pay to use public toilets? Cheapass Europe.

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Um, I lived outside Europe you utter moron. Grow up, all you are doing is making yourself look like the mong you really are.

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Oh really. The US is bigger than all of Europe and wherever you are. So don't think you travel farther than we can. And you just woke up huh? Well good morning to you. Get some education.

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Wow dude. You are a mongoloid. I imagine that any of the "European and Australian" films to which you are referring were most likely totally original and extremely well made which is why you were not able to enjoy them. Did they make your brain hurt, little baby? I see from past comments that you've made that you only watch terrible mega budget hollywood trash which absolutely explains it all. You are a sheep. You only enjoy things that everybody else tells you to enjoy. You have no independent thought whatsoever. You are a tool. It must be painful and lonely to be so totally close-minded and ignorant. You obviously can only be entertained by loud noises and lots of flashing colors and things blowing up and people getting their asses kicked. Am i right? I'm right. I feel sorry for you, my pathetic fellow American. You suck.



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lol same pathetic post, go make some good movies dammit

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where are the action movies from Europe dammit?

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Obvious troll is obvious.



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where are the action movies, enough with the ones with chavs, nottinghill, drinking tea and playing cricket, i want something like Pirates of the Caribbeans

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and you're clearly a stupid fxcker, i want adventurous movies, you want lame drama and stupid comedies with chavs, shame

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shutup, i rather watch any of the PotC movies than lame dramas with chavs, better than any country can make

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idiot for life

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i want something like Indiana Jones, Star Wars and Heat, damn you europeans annoying

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MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY.

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not good enough for me

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lol your the ones with accents. *beep* american accents.

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where are the action movies

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Where are the cool car chase movies from Europe and Australia like Fast and Furious, Speed, James Bond, Ronin, Italian Job, Transporter, Bourne Series, huh huh huh?

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lame, no one can name cool action movies from europe and aussie, no cg movies like Shrek and Nemo

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i want cool action dammit

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